Bella finds herself in dire financial need and takes drastic action -- she offers her virginity up for auction.  Will this desperate plan to save her college education actually turn out to be a second chance at love?  A mildly humorous, fun, and fluffy romance romp, with kibitzing between the author before and after every chapter.  Come join the fun! 

This story was  made possible by the generous contribution of CandraJade to the Support Stacie Auction and is based on her fabulous prompt.

**If you are not old enough to purchase Adult Material, you are not old enough to read this story.  Rated for content and sex in later chapters.**

Saunter back to a time when self-love was as taboo as sex outside of marriage.  But what’s a young woman to do when sexual urges become too strong to resist?  Isn’t self sex the safest sex?  CxEs, AH Our typical strangely in character OOC.

Originally written as an entry in the Spank the Monkey Contest on fanfiction, even pure ExB shippers will find that connection and passion they crave - along with some fun giggle induced endorphins as well.

What happens when Edward sets up a blind date between his uptight, pre-med brother Carlisle & Alice's sexy best friend, Esme? Alcohol flows, sexual tension mounts and the lemons fly! AH/AU O/S collaborative entry with TaintedDarkInuShemeeko for the Will You Marry Me? Contest.