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Giggle/Snort Files - The Funniest Original and Fan Fiction :: belladonnacullen
Penname: belladonnacullen [Contact] Real name: Marie
Member Since: Feb 21, 2011
Membership status: Member
Bio:

I'm a married, self-employed, 30-something mom with a beautiful little girl. 


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Stories by belladonnacullen
Summary:

Trash.

Dirty.

Filthy.

Late nights.

Early mornings.

Finally open your eyes to see Edward staring back. It's hard to remember to take out the trash when you're a high-class hooker. Do you need help cleaning house? Let the garbage collector do it.

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Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen
Genre 1: Romance
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 52 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 56709 Read Count: 797
[Report This] Published: Feb 21, 2011 Updated: Apr 13, 2011