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Bio:
Goddammit, Jo! These damn Bio's are gonna be the feckin' death 'o me!
My bio - I'ma 30+ year old mama who has a h00ratious twinge for reading A lot. I've fallen in love with the Twilight fandom (ferocious bitches that they are)- apparently from my lack of a life in earnest.
Okay, so not true - I work 40+ hours a week, have two teenlets heavy into sports, am involved in several community projects - Oh, and have I mentioned I'm married?? Yeah, so, busy here.
I'm having a relationship no one should normally have with a laptop. It's snuggly, keeps my thighs warm, and brings me hours of pleasure. Sshh, don't tell my Red'n(DH). Now, if I could just find some software to make it vibrate every time a new story updates...
My penname is GasawayAlley which is a play on the vintage comic strip Gasoline Alley.
What I write - Kick the Tires and Light the Fires - Edward Cullen, vampire race-car driver with one hell of a past, present, and future, meets Isabella Swan, human race-car driver with very little common sense who is plagued by a few supernatural secrets of her own.
I also have several other stories written with other authors as collaborations - You can check my profile on FF.net.
Oh, and last and the most bestest news I'm proud of - I beta along side with Viola Cornuta - intermittently, AND, I beta for TwifanUK - the lovely mod/admin/she-geek who made this site possible!

It's Christmastime in the Cullen household, but this year they have some extra guests coming over. With so many supernaturals and humans under one roof it can only ever be described as... interesting.
Twilight meets Harry Potter and True Blood.

Categories: Cross-Over
Characters: Harry Potter, Sookie Stackhouse SVM, Twilight
Genre 1: Family
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: Sitcom, Slapstick, Teen
Series: Twilight One Shots
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6065 Read Count: 198
Edward Cullen, vampire race-car driver with one hell of a past, present, and future, meets Isabella Swan, human race-car driver with very little common sense who is plagued by a few supernatural secrets of her own.

Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen
Genre 1: Romance
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 5730 Read Count: 23

Written by: Gasaway Alley, Goldenmeadow, TwiliteAddict, JaspersBrand, RowanMoon, frol, Eviekinz, Viola Cornuta, RosaBella75, AmeryMarie
What does a love of Emmett's fine physique, a birthday needing erotic celebration and a bunch of horney fanfic writers get you? This!!
Welcome to the Chop Shop, an automotive shop where Rose kicks a** and takes names, Bella is her office manager, and a hunka hunka Man pushes his jeep in needing... service.
Hold on to your hats, it's quite wild a ride!
Round Robin creation for Winterstales' Emmett lovin' birthday!
Take a look at that pic... this story is equally yummy!!!
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Emmett Cullen, Rosalie Hale
Genre 1: Romance
Genre 2: None
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8509 Read Count: 35

Bella kidnapped by bandits?? Oh My! Sherriff Cullen to the rescue!
A romantically dark tale of Sheriff Edward Cullen who is out to stop an old evil from taking all he loves away from him. Set in the fledgling town of Forks, you will get a glimpse into the mind of a serial killer, and the wild love of Edward and Bella.
Melodramatic Spaghetti Western style adult fun for AmeryMarie’s birthday. Rated for violence, language and lemon-cake finisher.
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen
Genre 1: Parody, Western
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6431 Read Count: 42