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24 year old Bella Swan has just bought into life's biggest cliche by falling in love with her boyfriend's best friend. Will she find a polite enough euphemism for all the things she wants to do to Edward Cullen? AH
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen, Jacob Black, Rosalie Hale
Genre 1: Romance
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 14 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 66566 Read Count: 305
AH ExB. Awkward, broken, Australian Bella, meets arrogant, unpredictable Edward. Can the one person she cannot trust and the enemy of her beloved cousin, Jacob, be just the person to get her through the most heart-wrenching time of her life? Humour added to break up the angst.

Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Alice Cullen, Bella Swan, Edward Cullen, Emmett Cullen, Jacob Black, Jasper Hale, Rosalie Hale
Genre 1: Angst, Hurt/Comfort
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 34 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 287834 Read Count: 30250
O/S Canon and OOC ExB - For Edward and Bella's engagement, Charlie invites the Cullens over for a celebration dinner. They've been fooling humans for years about their eating habits, so this should be a piece of cake. Right?

Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Alice Cullen, Bella Swan, Carlisle Cullen, Charlie Swan, Edward Cullen, Emmett Cullen, Esme Cullen, Jasper Hale, Rosalie Hale
Genre 1: Crackfic
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5257 Read Count: 653
It's Christmas in New York, and with bit of wallowing, a pesky best friend, a gorgeous smile and a few mortifying incidents, Bella might just get over her heartbreak.

Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Alice Cullen, Bella Swan, Jasper Hale
Genre 1: Romance
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7802 Read Count: 604

