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Giggle/Snort Files - The Funniest Original and Fan Fiction :: RosaBella75
Penname: RosaBella75 [Contact] Real name: Diane (aka IslandWoman221)
Member Since: Jun 28, 2010
Membership status: Administrator
Bio:

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Well, I may not be cracked, but I sure am dented!  ;D


I love humor in all it's forms...except maybe REALLY stupid crass, but considering how twisted I can be, not much really gets disqualified based on that. I mean, hey, rolling on the floor is such great exercise and belly laughs are the best abs routine around, don't ya know! Gotta love endorphins...from all their sources.


They say, "Splush!" is the sound of a mind hitting the gutter. Well, I made that noise once wayyyy back in High School...and haven't heard it since. What can I say, I like to swim.


That said, I'm equally impressed by the talent it takes to produce belly laugh worthy, clean humor as well.


 




 


About Me:



I'm a wife, mother of two, and business owner who used to be a prospective whale biologist in Washington (not too far from the Olympic Peninsula--I can see Port Angeles from here on a clear day!). I met my then Stage Manager husband in the local theater while playing the role of a vampire (Dracula's Lucy) and my life was forever changed! Needless to say, drama comes naturally to both my kids, and they are the inspriation that keeps me moving. Reading, and now writing Twi-fic, is what's keeping me sane with the otherwise absolute lack of needed creativity in my life right now.


Despite having played a Vampire in a local production of "Dracula" I had not heard of "Twilight" until the movie came out.  Go figure.  My typical cuppa is Sci-Fi/Fantasy, not Romance and never before vamp fiction, so my RL friends and family find it histerical that this genre has sucked me in so deeply!  :D


 




 


About My Beloved Beta:


I am blessed to have the incomparable TwiliteAddict for my Beta extraordinaire and best friend a person could ever ask for! My stories truely wouldn't be the same without her Emo-Loving input!! ;D  And I'm even more grateful to fan fiction for bringing us together!!


If you are looking for fabulous emotional insight into Carlisle and Esme or Edward during the honeymoon, run over and check out my awesomesauce beta, TwiliteAddict's work!!!  Without her my work would not be the same, she makes me reach deeper, take things to a more meaningful emotional place, and get even more descriptive!  Huge thanks, Yoda!!  :D 


 






 


 


 Where to Find Me:


I love to hang out on threads and now that the lovely Eviekinz built me a Villa (!!) on the Twilighted threads feel free to come play!


Forbidden Desire Thread: http://www.twilighted.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=44&t=7865&st=0&sk=t&sd=a



Follow me on FaceBook : Rosa Bella (my avi is my eye from when I was 18, or what is shown on my profile here, if it's different.)


I'll post a few things over hear (that I think are funny enough) at some point!  :D


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Gender: female
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Stories by RosaBella75
Summary:

Bella finds herself in dire financial need and takes drastic action -- she offers her virginity up for auction.  Will this desperate plan to save her college education actually turn out to be a second chance at love?  A mildly humorous, fun, and fluffy romance romp, with kibitzing between the author before and after every chapter.  Come join the fun! 

 

 

 

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This story was  made possible by the generous contribution of CandraJade to the Support Stacie Auction and is based on her fabulous prompt.

 

 

 

**If you are not old enough to purchase Adult Material, you are not old enough to read this story.  Rated for content and sex in later chapters.**


Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen
Genre 1: Romance
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: Romantic/Sexual
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 37094 Read Count: 328
[Report This] Published: Aug 30, 2011 Updated: Sep 27, 2012
Summary:

Alice doesn’t really approve of how Bella has decided to loose her virginity (she auctioned it off to the highest bidder, online, in order to get emergency funds to stay in school at an exclusive University).  So, Alice is torturing Bella to try to talk her out of doing this. Satisfying her shopping bug is just a bonus!

Orriginally written as an outtake to "The Face I Can't Forget".

 


Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Alice Cullen, Bella Swan
Genre 1: Friendship
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: Awkward, Romantic/Sexual, Satire, Teen
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2202 Read Count: 16
[Report This] Published: Dec 23, 2011 Updated: Dec 23, 2011
Summary:

 

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Saunter back to a time when self-love was as taboo as sex outside of marriage.  But what’s a young woman to do when sexual urges become too strong to resist?  Isn’t self sex the safest sex?  CxEs, AH Our typical strangely in character OOC.

Originally written as an entry in the Spank the Monkey Contest on fanfiction, even pure ExB shippers will find that connection and passion they crave - along with some fun giggle induced endorphins as well.


Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Carlisle Cullen, Esme Cullen
Genre 1: Romance
Genre 2: None
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 10083 Read Count: 9
[Report This] Published: Jul 11, 2011 Updated: Aug 21, 2011
Summary:

Grumblebunny cover art by Bob Hartman and David Clark

Once upon a time, in a Happy Hidey Hole, there lived the three sweetest rabbits on Misty Mountain Meadow—Cuddlemopina, SweetsnuffleKate, and Prettyanya—and their cousin Grumblebunnyward.

How do you survive in the Deep Dark Forest when you and your cousins approach life so VERY differently?

Spoof on a children's picuture book crossed with five Twi characters.


Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Edward Cullen, Kate, Tanya
Genre 1: Family, Parody
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 925 Read Count: 834
[Report This] Published: Sep 15, 2010 Updated: Sep 15, 2010
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Written by: Gasaway Alley, Goldenmeadow, TwiliteAddict, JaspersBrand, RowanMoon, frol, Eviekinz, Viola Cornuta, RosaBella75, AmeryMarie

 

What does a love of Emmett's fine physique, a birthday needing erotic celebration and a bunch of horney fanfic writers get you?  This!!

Welcome to the Chop Shop, an automotive shop where Rose kicks a** and takes names, Bella is her office manager, and a hunka hunka Man pushes his jeep in needing... service.

Hold on to your hats, it's quite wild a ride!

Round Robin creation for Winterstales' Emmett lovin' birthday!

Take a look at that pic... this story is equally yummy!!!

 

 

 


Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Emmett Cullen, Rosalie Hale
Genre 1: Romance
Genre 2: None
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8509 Read Count: 35
[Report This] Published: Aug 13, 2010 Updated: Aug 13, 2010
Summary:

Bella kidnapped by bandits?? Oh My! Sherriff Cullen to the rescue!

A romantically dark tale of Sheriff Edward Cullen who is out to stop an old evil from taking all he loves away from him. Set in the fledgling town of Forks, you will get a glimpse into the mind of a serial killer, and the wild love of Edward and Bella.

Melodramatic Spaghetti Western style adult fun for AmeryMarie’s birthday. Rated for violence, language and lemon-cake finisher. 


Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen
Genre 1: Parody, Western
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6431 Read Count: 42
[Report This] Published: Jul 26, 2010 Updated: Jul 26, 2010