Dudes, I'm too fuckin' tired to fill this shit out.

Contrary to popular belief, I do not actually live in a double wide, drive a busted up Bronco, or reside in the now infamous town of Cainwhore (that's Cainhoy to y'all), SC.

I am, however, 'trailer park', insofar as my ride's dented, my iPod's been down the drain, through the warsher more times than you can shake a stick at, and the screen of said iPotty is now being held in place (cracks, fissures, and all) with packing tape after I dropped it on the cement walk.  I also use a pay-as-you-go cell.  Because I am just that posh and classy ;).

Go here: http://deadconfeds.wordpress.com/

And here: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1691221/

for my shit.