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Bio:
I am a bookworm, a computer addict, and a celebrity chaser. I destroy many great stories by spoofing them. I have always been writing stories my whole life. I have several blogs, all which are dedicated to my writing skills as well as fan blogs of my favorite books. I hope that one day, I will become a published writer of the next bestselling book or series.
The kinds of stories I generally write (besides fanfiction) are drama, mystery, sci-fi, and fantasy. Most of my stories are just watered down versions of real life, and the problems that come from it. I love Facebook and Twitter and Deviant Art, and I've been writing stories for years.
And if nothing else happens, I just might become a best-selling author.
Presenting to you the tales in which the Volturi are nothing more than a bunch of misbehaving...jerks!
Disclaimer: The Volturi are the property of Stephenie Meyer; I'm just messing with them.
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Alec, Aro, Caius, Demetri, Felix, Heidi, Jane, Marcus
Genre 1: Family
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 32 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 9017 Read Count: 28099
Here are the adventures of the Nomads James, Laurent, and Victoria as they try to prove to the world that they are indeed...normal.
Which they are not.
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: James, Laurent, Victoria
Genre 1: Friendship
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 17 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 3897 Read Count: 20299
Here are some stories centering on the Cullens, wolves of La Push, and everyone that's in the book!
Also, I jump in and play myself in this story.
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen, Emmett Cullen, Harry Clearwater, Jacob Black, Leah Clearwater, Paul, Rosalie Hale
Genre 1: General
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 575 Read Count: 1599
Lovers and haters of Twilight unite! We are presenting to you a unique, all-in-one spoof of the Twilight Saga. A boring, rather klutzy girl named Becca Raven has spent her entire life looking for love in all the wrong books. After she breaks up with her latest boyfriend, Harry Podder (because he decided to marry the stupid Mary-Sue "Ugly Betty"-like brat Ninny Pleasley), Becca decides that it's time to leave her mother Wanda, her new husband Cliff, and her home in Presclott, Arizora and move to Snorks, Washingtorn to live with her dad, Julius.
But Snorks isn't what she expected, not after she meets a strange boy named Edmund Dullen. But Edmund isn't like most boys; for starters, he doesn't eat ANYTHING in the school cafeteria. He saves Becca from being crushed by a giant rolling glue stick. To top it all off, Edmund uses more body glitter than the average 11-year-old girl!
And yes, he's a vampire.
Edmund and Becca fall in love immediately despite Becca's desire to never date again. They must face all sorts of obstacles, such as jealous classmates, ex-boyfriends, other vampires, and even Edmund's entire vampire family! But not to worry, for true love conquers all, even if you've been searching the world for love and you don't even know that it's in front of you all along!
Be forewarned, for once you start reading this story, you can't stop until the story's done!
Disclaimer: The following stories are based on the works of Stephenie Meyer. I, Claire Violet Thorpe, like the Twilight books and the movies that were made from the books. Also, these stories are my fan fiction writings, and are written only for my own personal enjoyment and for all fans of, but the characters, things, situations, and places are solely the property of Stephenie Meyer and I don't own any part of it!
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: None
Genre 1: Drama
Genre 2: None
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 637 Read Count: 1406