Membership status: Member
Bio:
This was my donation to the Ovarian Cancer Compilation.
Summary: Doesn’t every child want to have a pet? Of course they do, why would Nessie be any different, but with her parents there’s no way. However, it’s a good thing she has a great Uncle that sees it’s a good idea.
Warning: Not responsible for you spitting fluids on your computer that might occur from laughing.
I don’t own Twilight, but I do own a cat.
Banner Designer: Isabellacullenlover23
Pre-reader: Dil9
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen
Genre 1: Family
Genre 2: None
Type of Humour: Slapstick
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 11917 Read Count: 14
Banner Designer Name: Melissa Condor
Bella shows up wearing a gift from Renee which sets Edward, Emmett and Jasper into a tailspin. They need to remove all traces of the item, including its scent before Alice gets home to find the fashion nightmare coming back to haunt her. Why couldn’t this item go the way of the Member’s Only jacket! Oh and there might be a bit of revenge from Bella on Alice because of her controlling fashion ways.
This was my donation to the Fandom Against Juvenile Diabetes.
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen
Genre 1: Family
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: Romantic/Sexual
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 10316 Read Count: 12