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Bio:

I'm still younger than the answer to life the universe and everything.
I read the Twilight Saga in January 09 while recovering from surgery, and I felt sad when the books ended. I didn't want to stop reading about the characters. Thankfully, I discovered fan fiction.
I have a tendency to lead others into temptation, so after getting all my friends addicted to Twilight, I am slowly introducing them to fan-fics. I have often been blamed for being a corrupter and enabler. I regularly get blamed by others for their lack of sleep and lowering of housework standards. :P
I'm a big fan of U.S.T, not a huge fan of slash and prefer canon couples. I love reading AU, OOC and AH stories.
If I could have one wish it would be that I could clone myself, so I can read and write faster.
Drowning, not waving is a dribble-type fic with many short chapters. I am attempting to write this fic by posting a chapter least once a week, but lately real life has been sucking my soul.
Isle E.S.M.E. 2412 is currently on hiatus until DNW is complete.

A story about a single mom and her obsession with a children's entertainer on T.V. When she drags her best friend and their children along to see him in concert, she doesn't count on the embarrassing events that follow. Still, it doesn't stop her from calling Iggle Piggle out on being a dirty old blue gumby.

Categories: Cross-Over
Characters: Twilight
Genre 1: Crackfic
Genre 2: None
Type of Humour: Awkward, Romantic/Sexual
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 19265 Read Count: 38
Date: Jan 12, 2012 Title: Chapter 2: Fanny Bones
LOL at the curtsey.
Date: Jan 11, 2012 Title: Chapter 1: Eff You See Kay
Yay! Can't wait for more!
Author's Response:
MWAH xx
