When Private Eye Edward Cullen decides to investigate the "accidental death" of an old friend, he finds more people are involved then he originally theorized as the case takes twists & turns he never saw coming after Bella Swan arrives in town. AH, BxE
Edward Cullen ~ Dick for Hire
Offering Professional Private Investigative Services
Including but not limited to
Lost items * Crime Investigation * Missing People
Cheating Spouses and Stalkers negotiable
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen
Genre 1: Crime, Romance
Genre 2: None
Type of Humour: Romantic/Sexual, Satire
Series: None
Chapters: 34 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 256544 Read Count: 2730
This is a continuation of "Edward Cullen, Dick for Hire". If you have not read it yet, go do that first. For the rest of you, what happens when the love of your life becomes your partner in crime solving? Cullen and Swan take on a case where an Airline princess has been kidnapped for seemingly unknown reasons. Will they survive the madness...or more importantly, working together? BxE, AH, RATED NC17 for Adult Content and Serious Fuckery.
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen
Genre 1: Crime, Mystery, Romance
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: Romantic/Sexual, Satire
Series: None
Chapters: 26 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 121276 Read Count: 444
30 year old Bella Swan is the swimming instructor who teaches the Sunday morning daddy and baby classes.
Although he's a forbidden man, her attraction to Edward Cullen, the newest daddy to join the Waterbabes group, is instantaneous.
Can Bella drown her libido and maintain her professionalism?
B x E + H2O = slippery when wet.
All Human. Romance. Humor. Minimal angst.
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen
Genre 1: Crackfic, Romance
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: Awkward, Blunder, Romantic/Sexual
Series: None
Chapters: 79 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 234562 Read Count: 1046
Trash.
Dirty.
Filthy.
Late nights.
Early mornings.
Finally open your eyes to see Edward staring back. It's hard to remember to take out the trash when you're a high-class hooker. Do you need help cleaning house? Let the garbage collector do it.
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen
Genre 1: Romance
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 52 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 56709 Read Count: 797
Come to Pink Cookie, where porn never tasted this good. Erotic baker, Edward Cullen has a new obsession in the form of Bella Swan. Will his buttercream satisfy her sweet tooth? AH, OOC, Comedy/Romance. Collab between BellaFlan and Mac214.
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen
Genre 1: Romance
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 26063 Read Count: 280
AH/OOC. As a pupil at a Catholic School, Bella is a troubled teenager with a severe aversion to religion. Can a new arrival at the school with his own problems help her sort our her issues or will it spell disaster for all concerned? Alcohol/Drugs/Sex
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Alice Cullen, Bella Swan, Edward Cullen, Jasper Hale
Genre 1: Drama, Romance
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: Romantic/Sexual, Teen
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 19635 Read Count: 252
Bella is a blockbuster actress who's out to make a joke of Hollywood. A night of mishaps places her in the bed of the most egotistical actor in Tinsel Town; a man she loves to hate. Trouble doesn't end with just a litter of kittens.
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen
Genre 1: Romance
Genre 2: None
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 16543 Read Count: 122
Bella eats nuts on a plane, then finds herself in a town with way too many goodlooking people. Short chapters. Very OOC Edward and Bella. Basic taking the mickey out of Twilight Book/Movie crackfic.
Thank you Mandy for your wonderful banner!
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen
Genre 1: Crackfic
Genre 2: None
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 27 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 35496 Read Count: 97
A story about a single mom and her obsession with a children's entertainer on T.V. When she drags her best friend and their children along to see him in concert, she doesn't count on the embarrassing events that follow. Still, it doesn't stop her from calling Iggle Piggle out on being a dirty old blue gumby.
Categories: Cross-Over
Characters: Twilight
Genre 1: Crackfic
Genre 2: None
Type of Humour: Awkward, Romantic/Sexual
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 19265 Read Count: 38
You know Dasher and Dancer, Prancer and…Edward? In this heartwarming holiday comedy, a shy geeky boy teams up with the girl of his dreams to take on a girl who can only be described as Satan herself. Standing in line to see Santa was never so much fun.
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Emmett Cullen
Genre 1: Romance
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7520 Read Count: 71