AH ExB. Awkward, broken, Australian Bella, meets arrogant, unpredictable Edward. Can the one person she cannot trust and the enemy of her beloved cousin, Jacob, be just the person to get her through the most heart-wrenching time of her life? Humour added to break up the angst.
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Alice Cullen, Bella Swan, Edward Cullen, Emmett Cullen, Jacob Black, Jasper Hale, Rosalie Hale
Genre 1: Angst, Hurt/Comfort
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 34 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 287834 Read Count: 30104
When Private Eye Edward Cullen decides to investigate the "accidental death" of an old friend, he finds more people are involved then he originally theorized as the case takes twists & turns he never saw coming after Bella Swan arrives in town. AH, BxE
Edward Cullen ~ Dick for Hire
Offering Professional Private Investigative Services
Including but not limited to
Lost items * Crime Investigation * Missing People
Cheating Spouses and Stalkers negotiable
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen
Genre 1: Crime, Romance
Genre 2: None
Type of Humour: Romantic/Sexual, Satire
Series: None
Chapters: 34 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 256544 Read Count: 2730
30 year old Bella Swan is the swimming instructor who teaches the Sunday morning daddy and baby classes.
Although he's a forbidden man, her attraction to Edward Cullen, the newest daddy to join the Waterbabes group, is instantaneous.
Can Bella drown her libido and maintain her professionalism?
B x E + H2O = slippery when wet.
All Human. Romance. Humor. Minimal angst.
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen
Genre 1: Crackfic, Romance
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: Awkward, Blunder, Romantic/Sexual
Series: None
Chapters: 79 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 234562 Read Count: 1046
Night nurse Bella Swan blogs about her experiences via "The Nightingale Journals." When Dr. Edward Cullen is named the PICU's newest Fellow, their attraction is undeniable, but they are trying to remain professional. Epic banter and UST result.
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen
Genre 1: Romance
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 36 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 192628 Read Count: 493
He's Smirky, she's Snarky, and they're both floating down the river of DeNial. Edward Cullen is a well-known director for an independent film company, Masen Masterworks. He is filming his latest project in the town of Forks, Washington. Bella Swan is the pastry chef and baker at for her best friend Alice's restaurant, Alice's Wonderland Cafe and Mad Tea Party, also located in Forks.
Desiderata is latin for "desired things or something that is needed, wanted." Both Edward and Bella want happiness, but will their pig-headed stubbornness get in the way of finding true love and happiness? Based upon the Desiderata of Happiness by Max Ehrmann, and Jane Austen's Pride and Prejudice.
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen
Genre 1: Romance
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 29 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 151034 Read Count: 933
Edward Cullen was done with cons until Marcus Volturi pulled him back in for one last job with his new front man, Bella Swan. Edward wants out for good but in a world based on deceit, who can he trust? AH BxE possible lemons if they don't kill each other first.
(banny by Ryden Dirtay)
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen
Genre 1: Drama, Mystery, Romance
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 24 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 141798 Read Count: 392
This is a continuation of "Edward Cullen, Dick for Hire". If you have not read it yet, go do that first. For the rest of you, what happens when the love of your life becomes your partner in crime solving? Cullen and Swan take on a case where an Airline princess has been kidnapped for seemingly unknown reasons. Will they survive the madness...or more importantly, working together? BxE, AH, RATED NC17 for Adult Content and Serious Fuckery.
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen
Genre 1: Crime, Mystery, Romance
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: Romantic/Sexual, Satire
Series: None
Chapters: 26 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 121276 Read Count: 444
When Edward Cullen scores an entry level internship as a writer for his distant Uncle's TV Station immediately following College, his life takes some crazy turns as he makes new friends and finds love. AH, BxE
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen
Genre 1: Romance
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 25 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 87851 Read Count: 710
AH/OOC. Edward and Bella have been best friends all their lives and after officially becoming a couple there is only one thing standing in their way. Sex. Life can never be easy for the pair and nothing goes as planned. Between their own inexperience and their friends interferring, it's going to be one hell of a calamitous ride.
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Alice Cullen, Bella Swan, Carlisle Cullen, Charlie Swan, Edward Cullen, Emmett Cullen, Jasper Hale, Rosalie Hale
Genre 1: Romance
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: Blue, Romantic/Sexual, Teen
Series: None
Chapters: 27 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 82876 Read Count: 1689
He is a cocky and arrogant dare devil living life on the edge as a Pro Motocross Racer, And Bella's mind knows she should stay away from him. To bad her body doesn't agree.
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen
Genre 1: Romance
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 16 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 69267 Read Count: 312