[Report This]Date: Oct 24, 2011 06:54 AM Title: Chapter 9
Yeah, I choked on my coffee when Jessica sniffed her fingers. Dirty bint!
Really enjoying this.
Author's Response:
aww hun! thank you so much for your reviews! i lost the link to this site and just got it back...so there's plenty to catch up on! thank you hun!
[Report This]Date: Oct 24, 2011 06:42 AM Title: Chapter 6
Eric Yorkie is a dick with bad hair. You summed him up perfectly and I say 'Go' with the chewing gum.
Author's Response:
So glad you've enjoyed...another chapter posted :)
[Report This]Date: Oct 24, 2011 06:39 AM Title: Chapter 5
Lube works wonders... so I've heard... *ahem*
I mean, was this some sort of alternate universe where women worshipped men that were half their age...dressing like teenagers...wearing t-shirts that were meant for young girls? I'd never heard of such a thing!
Nope, no alternate universe. Just Comic Con! ;) lol.
[Report This]Date: Oct 24, 2011 06:35 AM Title: Chapter 4 - Butt Plugs
LMFAO @ Charlie and his butt-plug!!
I really like all the digs at Twilight you're dropping in.
[Report This]Date: Oct 24, 2011 06:31 AM Title: Chapter 3 - Mud Pies
Ewww, eww and EWW!! You should be in my head right now with all the images of a saggy Billy getting it on with Charlie. The things happening to that moustache...
LMAO.
[Report This]Date: Oct 24, 2011 06:27 AM Title: Chapter 2 - Purple's Cool
"Purple's cool…it'll match the bruise that's now forming on my broad forehead," I said, looking at my bed, knowing that my feet would hang over the edge. Yeah, I was an Amazon, but my six feet five frame was nothing compared to my thick ankles. I was a bit overweight too, but carried it well and as I stood there, towering over my much shorter father, pricking my finger on the cactus I didn't realise I was holding in my gargantuan hand, all I wanted was to be alone so I could watch all four seasons roll by in one song.
Oh, she sounds a treat! Broad forehead, cankles and huge hands. Every mans dream ;)
[Report This]Date: Oct 24, 2011 06:24 AM Title: Chapter 1 - Eating Nuts
LOL @ Dunkin Donuts.
Looking forward to reading this. It's been on my TBR list for a while. :)