Response to challenge #123 by redwulf50
The only Rock station within a hundred miles of Sunnydale has changed formats and now plays Talk Radio. Write us a fic where Spike goes on a rampage about it, as the Scoobies try to talk him out of pulling their tower down with his Desoto, burning down their studio Buffy realizes she totally wants this bad boy :P
Must haves:
1. Lines that must be used: Spike saying, "Its the only bloody station that plays the Ramones." Giles saying about the whole thing. "I think this is proof positive that even a demon as evil as William the Bloody can be redeemed.
Can haves:
1. The other guys secretly hoping he gets away with it and Giles openly asking how is what Spike is doing evil??
Categories: T.V Shows > Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Characters: Buffy, Dawn Summers, Spike, Willow, Xander
Genre 1: Romance
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2198 Read Count: 3
The Cafeteria and Meadow scene from EPOV. SparkleLube meets SparklePussy. Very OOC. Anything from the Twilight Saga that can be sent up....You'll find it in here.A drabble of crackfic proportions.
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Edward Cullen
Genre 1: Crackfic
Genre 2: None
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1874 Read Count: 109
The Plot Bunny : Edward and Jasper arent gay enough to twirl.
2 Boys. Some song lyrics. A text convo. A meadow. 1 Twirls. 1 Frolicks. This is their story. Crack-Fic. Jasper x Edward
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Edward Cullen
Genre 1: Crackfic
Genre 2: None
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 824 Read Count: 1
Could a night at the strip club turn into true love? Humor/romance/smut/drunken shenanigans
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen
Genre 1: Romance
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 7807 Read Count: 26
When Bella sees something truly shocking on Edward's laptop, what is her reaction? Written for the Awkward Turtle contest.
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen
Genre 1: Romance
Genre 2: None
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2425 Read Count: 43
Bella is a blockbuster actress who's out to make a joke of Hollywood. A night of mishaps places her in the bed of the most egotistical actor in Tinsel Town; a man she loves to hate. Trouble doesn't end with just a litter of kittens.
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen
Genre 1: Romance
Genre 2: None
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 16543 Read Count: 122
After a night out with friends, Bella wakes up with a raging case of WTF did I do last night? Might as well blame it on the alcohol. One-shot AH/AU
1st place Reader's Choice, 3rd place Judges Choice in The Awkward Turtle Contest 2011.
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen, Emmett Cullen, Rosalie Hale
Genre 1: Friendship
Genre 2: None
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3369 Read Count: 18
Charlie arrives home from a tough shift at work to be greeted by strange noises in his living room. AH, ExB
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Charlie Swan, Edward Cullen
Genre 1: Family
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: Romantic/Sexual, Subtle/Mild
Challenges: It's oh, so... awkward!
Series: Twilight One Shots
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 500 Read Count: 48
Trash.
Dirty.
Filthy.
Late nights.
Early mornings.
Finally open your eyes to see Edward staring back. It's hard to remember to take out the trash when you're a high-class hooker. Do you need help cleaning house? Let the garbage collector do it.
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen
Genre 1: Romance
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 52 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 56709 Read Count: 797
It's Christmas in New York, and with bit of wallowing, a pesky best friend, a gorgeous smile and a few mortifying incidents, Bella might just get over her heartbreak.
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Alice Cullen, Bella Swan, Jasper Hale
Genre 1: Romance
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7802 Read Count: 615
OOC/AH - Edward and Jasper are off to a Greek themed party. Toga's and tent poles galore.
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Alice Cullen, Bella Swan, Edward Cullen, Jasper Hale
Genre 1: Romance
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: Romantic/Sexual
Challenges: It's oh, so... awkward!
Series: Twilight One Shots
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3253 Read Count: 27
Will the thousand year old scorching hot Viking stallion, Eric Northman, get laid tonight or has fate got other plans for him?
My entry to the St Eric competition on fanfiction.net.
Described in a review on fanfic as 'worst fanfic EVAH' my caps not theirs.
And yeh there is a slight pop at Twilight...
Categories: Books and Literature > Sookie Stackhouse SVM
Characters: Eric Northman
Genre 1: None
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7996 Read Count: 21
Store clerk Edward deals with his boss, a flirtatious girlfriend, and some interesting customers during his shift at the local adult toy shop.
**2nd Place Winner in the Pick Your Own Adventure contest!**
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Edward Cullen
Genre 1: None
Genre 2: None
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2727 Read Count: 24
AH/OOC. As a pupil at a Catholic School, Bella is a troubled teenager with a severe aversion to religion. Can a new arrival at the school with his own problems help her sort our her issues or will it spell disaster for all concerned? Alcohol/Drugs/Sex
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Alice Cullen, Bella Swan, Edward Cullen, Jasper Hale
Genre 1: Drama, Romance
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: Romantic/Sexual, Teen
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 19635 Read Count: 252
He believes he is a modern day Prince Charming, and that true love exists. If you can find the right pair of feet…..was part of the fandom for preemies compilation.
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Emmett Cullen
Genre 1: Romance
Genre 2: None
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3607 Read Count: 519
Nora loves everything about Patch: his smile; his heart; even his wings! But there is one thing she does hate about him... He always finds a way to ruin a perfectly sweet moment.
One-shot. Nora/Patch. Rated T. Fluff...literally!
Categories: Books and Literature > Hush, Hush
Characters: Nora Grey, Patch Cipriano
Genre 1: Romance
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: Teen
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1506 Read Count: 965
What happens when you park where you're not supposed to? Las Vegas, Big company mergers, and helpful parking tips await. Towing cars has never been so fun!
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen
Genre 1: Romance
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 38463 Read Count: 48
Crossover. Our favorite characters from Twilight, Vampire Diaries, True Blood & Harry Potter go on a cruise together & are thrown into some impossible & hilarious situations.
Categories: Cross-Over
Characters: Harry Potter, Sookie Stackhouse SVM, The Vampire Diaries, Twilight
Genre 1: None
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 43301 Read Count: 31
AH/OOC. Edward and Bella have been best friends all their lives and after officially becoming a couple there is only one thing standing in their way. Sex. Life can never be easy for the pair and nothing goes as planned. Between their own inexperience and their friends interferring, it's going to be one hell of a calamitous ride.
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Alice Cullen, Bella Swan, Carlisle Cullen, Charlie Swan, Edward Cullen, Emmett Cullen, Jasper Hale, Rosalie Hale
Genre 1: Romance
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: Blue, Romantic/Sexual, Teen
Series: None
Chapters: 27 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 82876 Read Count: 1698
Geeky Bella has a theory. She suspects that popular Edward Cullen is not who he claims to be. Being one not to let things go, she decides to investigate. Are her crazy speculations true or will she be left feeling foolish? Most importantly, how far is she willing to go to prove herself accurate? OOC
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen
Genre 1: Mystery
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 59982 Read Count: 210
[Reviews - 6] Do you have trouble buying gifts for vampires? Then read Bella’s tips for some insights.
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: None
Genre 1: Romance
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2523 Read Count: 105
Bella Swan doesn’t want to be alone for Christmas so she tries her luck at speed dating.
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen
Genre 1: Romance
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4570 Read Count: 117
Bella made a wish list for Christmas for Edward. This list is different from all her old lists. Will Edward be able to give everything on that list? AH Canon Pairing.
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen
Genre 1: Romance
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3034 Read Count: 110
You know Dasher and Dancer, Prancer and…Edward? In this heartwarming holiday comedy, a shy geeky boy teams up with the girl of his dreams to take on a girl who can only be described as Satan herself. Standing in line to see Santa was never so much fun.
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Emmett Cullen
Genre 1: Romance
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7520 Read Count: 71
Bella is the odd man out in a group of couples. After doing the Brazilian and having THE Edward Cullen write about it in the Trib, will it bring her closer to her prince charming or send her running for the hills? All Human, EXB. M Rating
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen
Genre 1: Romance
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7721 Read Count: 96