Geekward and Nerdella...two lost souls who just want love and to be loved. ExB, AH
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Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen
Genre 1: Friendship, Romance
Genre 2: None
Type of Humour: Subtle/Mild
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 66788 Read Count: 56
Bella eats nuts on a plane, then finds herself in a town with way too many goodlooking people. Short chapters. Very OOC Edward and Bella. Basic taking the mickey out of Twilight Book/Movie crackfic.
Thank you Mandy for your wonderful banner!
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen
Genre 1: Crackfic
Genre 2: None
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 27 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 35496 Read Count: 97
24 year old Bella Swan has just bought into life's biggest cliche by falling in love with her boyfriend's best friend. Will she find a polite enough euphemism for all the things she wants to do to Edward Cullen? AH
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen, Jacob Black, Rosalie Hale
Genre 1: Romance
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 14 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 66566 Read Count: 305
"Bella is like every other girl until she touches an unfamiliar stone at the museum, an event that now links her to an astronaut with a strange tattoo. When the end of the world is near, only they can solve the mystery behind it before it's too late, or more precisely before December 21, 2012."
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Til The World Ends Contest Entry 2012 - Winner Biggest WTF Moment
http://www.fanfiction.net/u/3739378/TillTheWorldEndsContest
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen
Genre 1: Adventure, Mystery, Romance, Sci-Fi, Suspense
Genre 2: None
Type of Humour: Subtle/Mild
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 9491 Read Count: 9
Isabella spends her days surrounded by the corporate world, and her nights are spent wallowing online. Living but not living. Will the man of her dreams find her? Will she find him? A story about love and how it all started- with a random text.
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan
Genre 1: Romance
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1945 Read Count: 37
Conformity has always been the key to success in the sleepy town of Forks, Washington, but when the punky Bella Swan arrives, the nerdy Edward Cullen learns it's okay to be a little different.
*Warning: Story contains school bullying, underage drinking, and OOC characters.
Based on this banner I adopted from FatesLove queen.
Story beta'd by SqueakyZorro.
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Alice Cullen, Angela Weber, Bella Swan, Carlisle Cullen, Charlie Swan, Edward Cullen, Emmett Cullen, Eric Yorkie, Esme Cullen, Jasper Hale, Jessica Stanley, Lauren Mallory, Mike Newton, Rosalie Hale, Tyler Crowley
Genre 1: Drama
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 18902 Read Count: 38
A story about a single mom and her obsession with a children's entertainer on T.V. When she drags her best friend and their children along to see him in concert, she doesn't count on the embarrassing events that follow. Still, it doesn't stop her from calling Iggle Piggle out on being a dirty old blue gumby.
Categories: Cross-Over
Characters: Twilight
Genre 1: Crackfic
Genre 2: None
Type of Humour: Awkward, Romantic/Sexual
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 19265 Read Count: 38
Three days before Thanksgiving newly engaged Bella gets some surprises from her fiance Edward. What is his secret and will their relationship make it? And what happens on Thanksgiving day with his ganja loving brother meets her chief of Police Dad?
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen
Genre 1: Romance
Genre 2: None
Type of Humour: Awkward
Series: None
Chapters: 15 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 12405 Read Count: 81
It's Christmastime in the Cullen household, but this year they have some extra guests coming over. With so many supernaturals and humans under one roof it can only ever be described as... interesting.
Twilight meets Harry Potter and True Blood.
Categories: Cross-Over
Characters: Harry Potter, Sookie Stackhouse SVM, Twilight
Genre 1: Family
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: Sitcom, Slapstick, Teen
Series: Twilight One Shots
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6065 Read Count: 198
Alice doesn’t really approve of how Bella has decided to loose her virginity (she auctioned it off to the highest bidder, online, in order to get emergency funds to stay in school at an exclusive University). So, Alice is torturing Bella to try to talk her out of doing this. Satisfying her shopping bug is just a bonus!
Orriginally written as an outtake to "The Face I Can't Forget".
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Alice Cullen, Bella Swan
Genre 1: Friendship
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: Awkward, Romantic/Sexual, Satire, Teen
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2202 Read Count: 16
Emmett's bored, he can't get up to much mischief...can he?
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Emmett Cullen
Genre 1: None
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: Slapstick
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1077 Read Count: 10
College student Bella branches out and decides to take an art class for fun. Edward is an art major searching for inspiration for his BFA exhibit. What happens when they get a good look at each other? Now that Edward has found his muse, can he convince the model student to become his student model? All human, canon pairings. Yum Yum!
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen
Genre 1: Romance
Genre 2: None
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 20320 Read Count: 109
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After a fight in school lands Bella in a summer camp for "Youths with Emotional and Mental Instabilities," she is forced to face her demons while trying not to fall in love with the beautiful, but clumsy, mentor Edward. Hilarity ensues. AU/AH
Warnings: Sensitive content, Possible triggers
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen
Genre 1: Romance
Genre 2: None
Type of Humour: Awkward, Romantic/Sexual
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 3684 Read Count: 6
She wanted a baby, but didn't exactly go through the conventional way to have one. Written purely for laughs. Edward and Bella.
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Alice Cullen, Bella Swan, Edward Cullen
Genre 1: Romance
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: Satire
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 6156 Read Count: 5
Jasper has always had eyes for Bella since their first day of high school. What are his chances like now...out in an empty field under the Texas night?? Lemony and Funny.
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Jasper Hale
Genre 1: Romance
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: Romantic/Sexual
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7720 Read Count: 5
Bella's back hurts,can her new roommate Edward the chiropractor help her? Will they behave? Or are they naughty to the bone?
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen
Genre 1: Romance
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: Romantic/Sexual
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 11971 Read Count: 146
When Cordelia gets a vision Angel heads to sunnydale just in time to prevent Faith and Buffy swapping bodies. Instead it's Angel and Buffy who swap! Wackyness insures!! Rated NC-17 for some really good reasons!
Categories: T.V Shows > Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Characters: Angel, Buffy
Genre 1: Adventure
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: Awkward, Romantic/Sexual
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 21373 Read Count: 23
This is a continuation of "Edward Cullen, Dick for Hire". If you have not read it yet, go do that first. For the rest of you, what happens when the love of your life becomes your partner in crime solving? Cullen and Swan take on a case where an Airline princess has been kidnapped for seemingly unknown reasons. Will they survive the madness...or more importantly, working together? BxE, AH, RATED NC17 for Adult Content and Serious Fuckery.
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen
Genre 1: Crime, Mystery, Romance
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: Romantic/Sexual, Satire
Series: None
Chapters: 26 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 121276 Read Count: 444
A Dickity (Edward Cullen, Dick for Hire) crossover with the Winchester Boys
SUMMARY: When Cullen and Swan are hired to investigate the eerie circumstances surrounding the area's leading "Ghost Hunter", they run into a suspicious duo who have their own agenda to attend to.
Categories: Cross-Over
Characters: Supernatural, Twilight
Genre 1: Adventure, Crime, Drama, Fantasy, Mystery, Sci-Fi, Supernatural
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6258 Read Count: 27
Saunter back to a time when self-love was as taboo as sex outside of marriage. But what’s a young woman to do when sexual urges become too strong to resist? Isn’t self sex the safest sex? CxEs, AH Our typical strangely in character OOC.
Originally written as an entry in the Spank the Monkey Contest on fanfiction, even pure ExB shippers will find that connection and passion they crave - along with some fun giggle induced endorphins as well.
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Carlisle Cullen, Esme Cullen
Genre 1: Romance
Genre 2: None
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 10083 Read Count: 9
Presenting to you the tales in which the Volturi are nothing more than a bunch of misbehaving...jerks!
Disclaimer: The Volturi are the property of Stephenie Meyer; I'm just messing with them.
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Alec, Aro, Caius, Demetri, Felix, Heidi, Jane, Marcus
Genre 1: Family
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 32 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 9017 Read Count: 27064
Here are the adventures of the Nomads James, Laurent, and Victoria as they try to prove to the world that they are indeed...normal.
Which they are not.
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: James, Laurent, Victoria
Genre 1: Friendship
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 17 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 3897 Read Count: 19463
AH ExB. Awkward, broken, Australian Bella, meets arrogant, unpredictable Edward. Can the one person she cannot trust and the enemy of her beloved cousin, Jacob, be just the person to get her through the most heart-wrenching time of her life? Humour added to break up the angst.
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Alice Cullen, Bella Swan, Edward Cullen, Emmett Cullen, Jacob Black, Jasper Hale, Rosalie Hale
Genre 1: Angst, Hurt/Comfort
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 34 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 287834 Read Count: 30195
O/S Canon and OOC ExB - For Edward and Bella's engagement, Charlie invites the Cullens over for a celebration dinner. They've been fooling humans for years about their eating habits, so this should be a piece of cake. Right?
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Alice Cullen, Bella Swan, Carlisle Cullen, Charlie Swan, Edward Cullen, Emmett Cullen, Esme Cullen, Jasper Hale, Rosalie Hale
Genre 1: Crackfic
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5257 Read Count: 653
Night nurse Bella Swan blogs about her experiences via "The Nightingale Journals." When Dr. Edward Cullen is named the PICU's newest Fellow, their attraction is undeniable, but they are trying to remain professional. Epic banter and UST result.
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen
Genre 1: Romance
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 36 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 192628 Read Count: 493