Turns out forever is far too long, after all. Jareth thought his battles with Sarah were epic when they were happily married, but those were nothing compared the clashes that come during divorce.
Categories: Films > Labyrinth
Characters: Jareth, Sarah Williams
Genre 1: Angst, Romance
Genre 2: None
Type of Humour: Dark/Black, Romantic/Sexual
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2349 Read Count: 0
Five times Sarah drunk-called Jareth. One time he sobered her up.
Categories: Films > Labyrinth
Characters: Jareth, Sarah Williams
Genre 1: Angst, Friendship, Romance
Genre 2: None
Type of Humour: Romantic/Sexual
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7088 Read Count: 251
Sarah parties in Sin City and discovers that what happens in Vegas doesn't always stay there.
Categories: Films > Labyrinth
Characters: Jareth, Sarah Williams
Genre 1: Romance
Genre 2: None
Type of Humour: Romantic/Sexual
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3618 Read Count: 126
What happens when Sarah leaves Jareth alone for a few days before their wedding? Rampant insanity, of course! All for the sake of keeping the Goblin King entertained.
Categories: Films > Labyrinth
Characters: Ambrosius, Hoggle, Jareth, Ludo, Sarah Williams, Sir Didymus, The Worm
Genre 1: Crackfic
Genre 2: None
Type of Humour: Awkward
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3892 Read Count: 125
Alternate Universe. When grad student Trip Tucker lands a scholarship to spend a semester at the engineering institute on Vulcan, he gets more than he bargained for.
Categories: T.V Shows > Star Trek > Star Trek: Enterprise
Characters: Charles "Trip" Tucker III, Soval, T'Pol
Genre 1: Angst, Friendship, Romance
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: Awkward, Romantic/Sexual, Subtle/Mild
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 18110 Read Count: 428
On her 26th birthday, Sarah’s roommate gives her a disconcerting gift.
Categories: Films > Labyrinth
Characters: Jareth, Sarah Williams
Genre 1: Romance
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: Romantic/Sexual
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2513 Read Count: 303
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When Edward and Bella get back from Italy things have changed. Edward is restricting more and more of what she can do. Bella loses herself. She becomes rebelious Bella. Partying with the wolves, having wild nights out and going to jail. With Peter Whitlock she begins to find herself again. Join them on their journey.
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Alice Cullen, Bella Swan, Carlisle Cullen, Charlie Swan, Edward Cullen, Embry Call, Emily Young, Emmett Cullen, Esme Cullen, Garrett, Jacob Black, Jared, Jasper Hale, Leah Clearwater, Paul, Peter, Rosalie Hale, Sam Uley, Seth Clearwater, Sue Clearwater
Genre 1: Adventure, Drama, General, Romance
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: Awkward, Dark/Black, Practical, Romantic/Sexual, Sitcom, Slapstick
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 10555 Read Count: 15
Categories: T.V Shows > Star Trek > Star Trek: Enterprise
Characters: Charles "Trip" Tucker III, Jonathan Archer, Malcolm Reed
Genre 1: Friendship
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: Blunder, Subtle/Mild
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 272 Read Count: 372
Edward Cullen was done with cons until Marcus Volturi pulled him back in for one last job with his new front man, Bella Swan. Edward wants out for good but in a world based on deceit, who can he trust? AH BxE possible lemons if they don't kill each other first.
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Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen
Genre 1: Drama, Mystery, Romance
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 24 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 141798 Read Count: 392
Categories: T.V Shows > Star Trek > Star Trek: Enterprise
Characters: Charles "Trip" Tucker III, Jonathan Archer, Malcolm Reed
Genre 1: Friendship
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: Blunder
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 102 Read Count: 779
Nerdilicious, and self proclaimed stud muffin, David, has been talking to Daisy online for months. She's funny, geeky and down right dirty. The perfect woman for him... or is she?
Categories: Original Fiction
Characters: None
Genre 1: Romance
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: Awkward, Blue, Gross-out, Romantic/Sexual, Slapstick
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3603 Read Count: 11
Categories: T.V Shows > Star Trek > Star Trek: Enterprise
Characters: Charles "Trip" Tucker III, Jonathan Archer
Genre 1: Friendship, General
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: Subtle/Mild
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 94 Read Count: 485
Bella gets a text from Edward that makes her pissed off. Rated M for lots of swearing, dirty words and craziness due to my sleep deprivation. It's 4Am. Sue me.
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen
Genre 1: Crackfic
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: Melodrama
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1346 Read Count: 36
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Bella shows up wearing a gift from Renee which sets Edward, Emmett and Jasper into a tailspin. They need to remove all traces of the item, including its scent before Alice gets home to find the fashion nightmare coming back to haunt her. Why couldn’t this item go the way of the Member’s Only jacket! Oh and there might be a bit of revenge from Bella on Alice because of her controlling fashion ways.
This was my donation to the Fandom Against Juvenile Diabetes.
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen
Genre 1: Family
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: Romantic/Sexual
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 10316 Read Count: 12
In the Mirror Universe, Tucker & T'Pol get a visit from Ah'len.
Categories: T.V Shows > Star Trek > Star Trek: Enterprise
Characters: Charles "Trip" Tucker III, Jonathan Archer, Phlox, T'Pol, Vice-Admiral Maxwell Forrest
Genre 1: Crackfic, Parody, Sci-Fi
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: Dark/Black, Parody
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2153 Read Count: 3
Arwen loves everything about Arwen save one thing.
Categories: Books and Literature > The Lord of the Rings
Characters: Aragorn
Genre 1: Romance
Genre 2: None
Type of Humour: Subtle/Mild
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2327 Read Count: 832
After watching a television show about the hilarious letters written from summer camp by eight year old children, and then being inspired by the hellish account of events from my daughter's real life vacation with her fiance; I wrote what I imagined her "letters from camp" would have been after enduring these events if she'd been a child at camp.
***Don't let the word count fool you!!!***
Categories: Original Fiction
Characters: None
Genre 1: Family
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: Awkward
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 9 Read Count: 2925
Two sets of quirky friends, one week in California, and one crazy game show. What could go wrong... or right? Hilarity and lemons ensue! Canon pairings/AH/OOC Rated M because I know you like it!
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Alice Cullen, Bella Swan, Edward Cullen, Emmett Cullen, Jasper Hale, Rosalie Hale
Genre 1: Romance
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: Romantic/Sexual
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 44198 Read Count: 154
Categories: T.V Shows > Star Trek > Star Trek: Enterprise
Characters: Charles "Trip" Tucker III, Jonathan Archer, T'Pol
Genre 1: Friendship, General
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: Awkward, Subtle/Mild
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 195 Read Count: 153
Aragorn takes a novel approach to dealing with the Watcher in the Water
Categories: Books and Literature > The Lord of the Rings
Characters: Aragorn, Frodo Baggins, Samwise Gamgee
Genre 1: Crackfic
Genre 2: None
Type of Humour: Parody, Romantic/Sexual
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 101 Read Count: 323
When Legolas argues with another Elf during the Fellowship's stay in Lothlorien, Pippin is surprised to learn of the way Elves settle disputes.
Categories: Books and Literature > The Lord of the Rings
Characters: Aragorn, Frodo Baggins, Legolas Greenleaf, Peregrin Took (Pip), Samwise Gamgee
Genre 1: Drama
Genre 2: None
Type of Humour: Awkward, Subtle/Mild
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 875 Read Count: 438
An envoy at King Elessar's Court writes a letter home
Categories: Books and Literature > The Lord of the Rings
Characters: Aragorn
Genre 1: General
Genre 2: None
Type of Humour: Irony, Subtle/Mild
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 675 Read Count: 116
The Gaffer is unimpressed by Sam's new gadget.
Categories: Books and Literature > The Lord of the Rings
Characters: Samwise Gamgee
Genre 1: Crackfic
Genre 2: None
Type of Humour: Irony, Subtle/Mild
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 108 Read Count: 282
Trip and T'Pol want to spend Christmas Eve alone, but fate is working against them.
Categories: T.V Shows > Star Trek > Star Trek: Enterprise
Characters: Charles "Trip" Tucker III, T'Pol
Genre 1: Romance
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: Romantic/Sexual
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3307 Read Count: 654
How did Malcolm know about Trip saving the ship in his underwear? Tag to 'Acquisition.'
Categories: T.V Shows > Star Trek > Star Trek: Enterprise
Characters: Charles "Trip" Tucker III, Malcolm Reed
Genre 1: Friendship, General
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: Awkward, Subtle/Mild
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 268 Read Count: 808