Marie has a late night run-in with a very out of place Jacob Black. Is she dreaming or what?
NOMINATED FOR A HIDDEN STAR AWARD FOR BEST ONE SHOT!!
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Jacob Black
Genre 1: Romance
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1950 Read Count: 15
At Rose and Emmett's first ever All Hallows Eve party, Edward is forced to step out of his comfort zone and is subjected to multiple tricks and treats. An entry for the All Hallows Eve contest.
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Edward Cullen, Emmett Cullen, Rosalie Hale
Genre 1: General
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 4443 Read Count: 14
Bella sees something she didn’t think she’d see when family friends came to visit, but she was glad that she did.
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen
Genre 1: Family
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4945 Read Count: 91
What happens when AwkWard meets Naïveté? True love,of course. BxE navigate first love and beyond. This is a story of what happens when you're not perfect! All humor,no angst. AH/OOC THROUGH THE LENS CONTEST WINNER
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen
Genre 1: None
Genre 2: None
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 23861 Read Count: 63
Edward is a tow truck driver with control issues. Bella is his new secretary, determined to get him to mix business with pleasure.
Blue-Collarward contest entry.
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen
Genre 1: Romance
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 3724 Read Count: 23
Come to Pink Cookie, where porn never tasted this good. Erotic baker, Edward Cullen has a new obsession in the form of Bella Swan. Will his buttercream satisfy her sweet tooth? AH, OOC, Comedy/Romance. Collab between BellaFlan and Mac214.
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen
Genre 1: Romance
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 26063 Read Count: 280
Former teen star Edward Masen needs a new image and a steady paycheck. Now struggling for work in NYC, he has something important to prove. Helped by roommate Emmett, Edward wins the role of a lifetime and, to his delight, wins the girl. For the 80’s Movie Contest.
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen, Emmett Cullen
Genre 1: Romance
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 10190 Read Count: 49
Once upon a time, in a Happy Hidey Hole, there lived the three sweetest rabbits on Misty Mountain Meadow—Cuddlemopina, SweetsnuffleKate, and Prettyanya—and their cousin Grumblebunnyward.
How do you survive in the Deep Dark Forest when you and your cousins approach life so VERY differently?
Spoof on a children's picuture book crossed with five Twi characters.
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Edward Cullen, Kate, Tanya
Genre 1: Family, Parody
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 925 Read Count: 834
When Edward Cullen scores an entry level internship as a writer for his distant Uncle's TV Station immediately following College, his life takes some crazy turns as he makes new friends and finds love. AH, BxE
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen
Genre 1: Romance
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 25 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 87851 Read Count: 710
Edward Cullen, vampire race-car driver with one hell of a past, present, and future, meets Isabella Swan, human race-car driver with very little common sense who is plagued by a few supernatural secrets of her own.
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen
Genre 1: Romance
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 5730 Read Count: 23
What happens when the Colons...err..Cullens move into the Trailer Park? 2nd place winner of the Trailer Trash Cullen Contest. A humorous tale of trailer trash love.
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Alice Cullen, Bella Swan, Carlisle Cullen, Edward Cullen, Emmett Cullen, Esme Cullen, Jasper Hale, Rosalie Hale
Genre 1: Parody
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3986 Read Count: 28
Written by: Gasaway Alley, Goldenmeadow, TwiliteAddict, JaspersBrand, RowanMoon, frol, Eviekinz, Viola Cornuta, RosaBella75, AmeryMarie
What does a love of Emmett's fine physique, a birthday needing erotic celebration and a bunch of horney fanfic writers get you? This!!
Welcome to the Chop Shop, an automotive shop where Rose kicks a** and takes names, Bella is her office manager, and a hunka hunka Man pushes his jeep in needing... service.
Hold on to your hats, it's quite wild a ride!
Round Robin creation for Winterstales' Emmett lovin' birthday!
Take a look at that pic... this story is equally yummy!!!
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Emmett Cullen, Rosalie Hale
Genre 1: Romance
Genre 2: None
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8509 Read Count: 35
What happens when Bella Swan meets Edward Cullen on the very day she has given up finding a boyfriend? The EPOV companion piece to "Like a Virgin."
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen
Genre 1: Romance
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 12480 Read Count: 36
Geeky Edward Cullen meets shy Bella Swan in 9th grade biology lab. When best friends fall in love, can it ever work? Rated M for juicy lemons. Finalist in the NaughtyHeels 80s contest.
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen
Genre 1: Romance
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 9753 Read Count: 36
Can a lab geek ever find the woman of his dreams? Well, he may be able to find her, but can he convince her to go on a date? Dr. Cullen does his very best to win over Dr. Swan's heart. Gigglesnort Awards Judge's Choice Winner.
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen
Genre 1: Romance
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 10903 Read Count: 57
Sometimes, when you're the only female traveling amongst males, your life becomes one big fart joke! A series of goofball family vacation drabbles written for DICATAKADD for her second FGB piece. Intended as silly fluff.
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen
Genre 1: Family
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 7642 Read Count: 4753
Bella Swan wakes up one morning to an epiphany: She has given up on finding a boyfriend. What happens when she meets Edward Cullen the very same day? Age of Edward contest submission, 1980s Edward.
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen
Genre 1: Romance
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 11782 Read Count: 37
There's only one doctor in town who can heal nurse Bella Swan's broken heart--Dr. Carlisle Cullen, AKA Dr. Hot Bitch. Written for Ninapolitan's birthday on FF. Rated NC-17 for hot lemons, just the way Nina likes them!
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Carlisle Cullen
Genre 1: Parody
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2208 Read Count: 19
Difficult patients are not the only challenge facing nurse Bella Swan in the Forks Hospital ER--and Dr. Edward Cullen is the biggest challenge of all. He's determined to win her over, she's determined to keep him at arm's length. Who will win?
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen
Genre 1: Romance
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4380 Read Count: 38
Shy researcher Bella Swan is coerced by her best friend Jacob Black to spend a night in a gay bar checking out the new piano player, Edward Cullen. Can Bella find the way to Edward's heart by bringing him a tasty apple pie? FGB o/s for AngryBadgerGirl
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen, Jacob Black
Genre 1: Romance
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 10963 Read Count: 48
Crackfic written for Sareliz. He is a beautiful yet aloof rogue. She is a prim yet coy seductress. They see each other daily, but they're just out of each other's reach. Can they ever find the way to each other's heart?
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Edward Cullen, Jane
Genre 1: Parody
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1425 Read Count: 6
When Edward asks Bella to help him study for a test, she has no idea that it is a hands-on learning experience.
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen
Genre 1: Romance
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3216 Read Count: 84
Bella Swan is a nurse in the Pediatric ICU, where Dr. Edward Cullen works. Sexual tension has been building between them for months. Will a session of heavy flirting over tequila shots resolve it? Second place winner in the Parkaward Contest.
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen
Genre 1: Romance
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8609 Read Count: 55
He's Smirky, she's Snarky, and they're both floating down the river of DeNial. Edward Cullen is a well-known director for an independent film company, Masen Masterworks. He is filming his latest project in the town of Forks, Washington. Bella Swan is the pastry chef and baker at for her best friend Alice's restaurant, Alice's Wonderland Cafe and Mad Tea Party, also located in Forks.
Desiderata is latin for "desired things or something that is needed, wanted." Both Edward and Bella want happiness, but will their pig-headed stubbornness get in the way of finding true love and happiness? Based upon the Desiderata of Happiness by Max Ehrmann, and Jane Austen's Pride and Prejudice.
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen
Genre 1: Romance
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 29 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 151034 Read Count: 933
2nd Place Winner! An Edward To Remember - Classic Hollywood Romance Contest. Based on The Philadelphia Story, 1940. There's a lot going on at "Philadelphia House" this weekend, as the household prepares for the wedding of younger son Edward Cullen.
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Edward Cullen
Genre 1: Romance
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 14719 Read Count: 17