Jareth has said his peace; now it's Sarah's turn. Sequel to "Jareth: A Barbara Walters Exclusive"
Categories: Films > Labyrinth
Characters: Jareth, Sarah Williams
Genre 1: Crackfic, Parody
Genre 2: None
Type of Humour: Parody
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3107 Read Count: 123
Arwen loves everything about Arwen save one thing.
Categories: Books and Literature > The Lord of the Rings
Characters: Aragorn
Genre 1: Romance
Genre 2: None
Type of Humour: Subtle/Mild
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2327 Read Count: 820
Bella eats nuts on a plane, then finds herself in a town with way too many goodlooking people. Short chapters. Very OOC Edward and Bella. Basic taking the mickey out of Twilight Book/Movie crackfic.
Thank you Mandy for your wonderful banner!
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen
Genre 1: Crackfic
Genre 2: None
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 27 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 35496 Read Count: 97
Alice doesn’t really approve of how Bella has decided to loose her virginity (she auctioned it off to the highest bidder, online, in order to get emergency funds to stay in school at an exclusive University). So, Alice is torturing Bella to try to talk her out of doing this. Satisfying her shopping bug is just a bonus!
Orriginally written as an outtake to "The Face I Can't Forget".
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Alice Cullen, Bella Swan
Genre 1: Friendship
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: Awkward, Romantic/Sexual, Satire, Teen
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2202 Read Count: 16
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After a fight in school lands Bella in a summer camp for "Youths with Emotional and Mental Instabilities," she is forced to face her demons while trying not to fall in love with the beautiful, but clumsy, mentor Edward. Hilarity ensues. AU/AH
Warnings: Sensitive content, Possible triggers
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen
Genre 1: Romance
Genre 2: None
Type of Humour: Awkward, Romantic/Sexual
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 3684 Read Count: 6
It's Christmas in New York, and with bit of wallowing, a pesky best friend, a gorgeous smile and a few mortifying incidents, Bella might just get over her heartbreak.
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Alice Cullen, Bella Swan, Jasper Hale
Genre 1: Romance
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7802 Read Count: 599
Will the thousand year old scorching hot Viking stallion, Eric Northman, get laid tonight or has fate got other plans for him?
My entry to the St Eric competition on fanfiction.net.
Described in a review on fanfic as 'worst fanfic EVAH' my caps not theirs.
And yeh there is a slight pop at Twilight...
Categories: Books and Literature > Sookie Stackhouse SVM
Characters: Eric Northman
Genre 1: None
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7996 Read Count: 21
Geeky Bella has a theory. She suspects that popular Edward Cullen is not who he claims to be. Being one not to let things go, she decides to investigate. Are her crazy speculations true or will she be left feeling foolish? Most importantly, how far is she willing to go to prove herself accurate? OOC
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen
Genre 1: Mystery
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 59982 Read Count: 210
Come to Pink Cookie, where porn never tasted this good. Erotic baker, Edward Cullen has a new obsession in the form of Bella Swan. Will his buttercream satisfy her sweet tooth? AH, OOC, Comedy/Romance. Collab between BellaFlan and Mac214.
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen
Genre 1: Romance
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 26063 Read Count: 280
What happens when the Colons...err..Cullens move into the Trailer Park? 2nd place winner of the Trailer Trash Cullen Contest. A humorous tale of trailer trash love.
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Alice Cullen, Bella Swan, Carlisle Cullen, Edward Cullen, Emmett Cullen, Esme Cullen, Jasper Hale, Rosalie Hale
Genre 1: Parody
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3986 Read Count: 28
Crackfic written for Sareliz. He is a beautiful yet aloof rogue. She is a prim yet coy seductress. They see each other daily, but they're just out of each other's reach. Can they ever find the way to each other's heart?
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Edward Cullen, Jane
Genre 1: Parody
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1425 Read Count: 6
What happens when Edward sets up a blind date between his uptight, pre-med brother Carlisle & Alice's sexy best friend, Esme? Alcohol flows, sexual tension mounts and the lemons fly! AH/AU O/S collaborative entry with TaintedDarkInuShemeeko for the Will You Marry Me? Contest.
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Alice Cullen, Carlisle Cullen, Edward Cullen, Esme Cullen
Genre 1: Romance
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5013 Read Count: 30