Turns out forever is far too long, after all. Jareth thought his battles with Sarah were epic when they were happily married, but those were nothing compared the clashes that come during divorce.
Categories: Films > Labyrinth
Characters: Jareth, Sarah Williams
Genre 1: Angst, Romance
Genre 2: None
Type of Humour: Dark/Black, Romantic/Sexual
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2349 Read Count: 0
Bella gets a text from Edward that makes her pissed off. Rated M for lots of swearing, dirty words and craziness due to my sleep deprivation. It's 4Am. Sue me.
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen
Genre 1: Crackfic
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: Melodrama
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1346 Read Count: 36
Conformity has always been the key to success in the sleepy town of Forks, Washington, but when the punky Bella Swan arrives, the nerdy Edward Cullen learns it's okay to be a little different.
*Warning: Story contains school bullying, underage drinking, and OOC characters.
Based on this banner I adopted from FatesLove queen.
Story beta'd by SqueakyZorro.
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Alice Cullen, Angela Weber, Bella Swan, Carlisle Cullen, Charlie Swan, Edward Cullen, Emmett Cullen, Eric Yorkie, Esme Cullen, Jasper Hale, Jessica Stanley, Lauren Mallory, Mike Newton, Rosalie Hale, Tyler Crowley
Genre 1: Drama
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 18902 Read Count: 38
A story about a single mom and her obsession with a children's entertainer on T.V. When she drags her best friend and their children along to see him in concert, she doesn't count on the embarrassing events that follow. Still, it doesn't stop her from calling Iggle Piggle out on being a dirty old blue gumby.
Categories: Cross-Over
Characters: Twilight
Genre 1: Crackfic
Genre 2: None
Type of Humour: Awkward, Romantic/Sexual
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 19265 Read Count: 38
Saunter back to a time when self-love was as taboo as sex outside of marriage. But what’s a young woman to do when sexual urges become too strong to resist? Isn’t self sex the safest sex? CxEs, AH Our typical strangely in character OOC.
Originally written as an entry in the Spank the Monkey Contest on fanfiction, even pure ExB shippers will find that connection and passion they crave - along with some fun giggle induced endorphins as well.
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Carlisle Cullen, Esme Cullen
Genre 1: Romance
Genre 2: None
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 10083 Read Count: 9
What happens when Bella Swan meets Edward Cullen on the very day she has given up finding a boyfriend? The EPOV companion piece to "Like a Virgin."
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen
Genre 1: Romance
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 12480 Read Count: 36
Second Place Winner, Side-Shots Category, Me and Mr. McCarty contest! Side Shot for Fire and Ice by winterstale.
A Venn Diagram shows all hypothetically possible logical relations between a finite collection of sets. The McCartys set the diagram ablaze. Everybody is at the party. Canon story? Nope, they threw it on the fire too. Collaboration between winterstale and Viola Cornuta. AU/AH.
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Emmett Cullen
Genre 1: Family
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8759 Read Count: 10
A/H OOC NC Pairing. Dating when you're divorced and over 35 can be hard, especially when a space ranger seems to be intent on keeping you from the prize. Written for the ADF Happy Valentines Day Emmett Challenge. Rated M for a reason.
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Emmett Cullen
Genre 1: Family
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 10892 Read Count: 6