Categories: T.V Shows > Star Trek > Star Trek: Enterprise
Characters: Chef
Genre 1: Crackfic
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: Subtle/Mild
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 68 Read Count: 12
He is a cocky and arrogant dare devil living life on the edge as a Pro Motocross Racer, And Bella's mind knows she should stay away from him. To bad her body doesn't agree.
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen
Genre 1: Romance
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 16 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 69267 Read Count: 312
One-shot written for the SU4K compilation. What happens when Emmett McCarty sends his introverted best friend Edward on a date with the girl of his dreams? Emmett has everything planned, even volunteering to take his friend's place manning what he believes to be a 'suicide prevention hotline' at Edward's ultra-conservative Christian university, or so he thinks.
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen, Emmett Cullen
Genre 1: Friendship
Genre 2: None
Type of Humour: Romantic/Sexual
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8339 Read Count: 8
Bella finds herself in dire financial need and takes drastic action -- she offers her virginity up for auction. Will this desperate plan to save her college education actually turn out to be a second chance at love? A mildly humorous, fun, and fluffy romance romp, with kibitzing between the author before and after every chapter. Come join the fun!
This story was made possible by the generous contribution of CandraJade to the Support Stacie Auction and is based on her fabulous prompt.
**If you are not old enough to purchase Adult Material, you are not old enough to read this story. Rated for content and sex in later chapters.**
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen
Genre 1: Romance
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: Romantic/Sexual
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 37094 Read Count: 322
Emmett drags Bella along to find the perfect anniversary gift for Rose, only nothing goes as planned. Cannon couples. o/s
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen, Emmett Cullen, Rosalie Hale
Genre 1: Family
Genre 2: None
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5384 Read Count: 146
What happens when Sarah leaves Jareth alone for a few days before their wedding? Rampant insanity, of course! All for the sake of keeping the Goblin King entertained.
Categories: Films > Labyrinth
Characters: Ambrosius, Hoggle, Jareth, Ludo, Sarah Williams, Sir Didymus, The Worm
Genre 1: Crackfic
Genre 2: None
Type of Humour: Awkward
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3892 Read Count: 106
Alternate Universe. When grad student Trip Tucker lands a scholarship to spend a semester at the engineering institute on Vulcan, he gets more than he bargained for.
Categories: T.V Shows > Star Trek > Star Trek: Enterprise
Characters: Charles "Trip" Tucker III, Soval, T'Pol
Genre 1: Angst, Friendship, Romance
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: Awkward, Romantic/Sexual, Subtle/Mild
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 18110 Read Count: 366
On her 26th birthday, Sarah’s roommate gives her a disconcerting gift.
Categories: Films > Labyrinth
Characters: Jareth, Sarah Williams
Genre 1: Romance
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: Romantic/Sexual
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2513 Read Count: 277
Categories: T.V Shows > Star Trek > Star Trek: Enterprise
Characters: Charles "Trip" Tucker III, Jonathan Archer, T'Pol
Genre 1: Friendship, General
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: Awkward, Subtle/Mild
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 195 Read Count: 139
When Legolas argues with another Elf during the Fellowship's stay in Lothlorien, Pippin is surprised to learn of the way Elves settle disputes.
Categories: Books and Literature > The Lord of the Rings
Characters: Aragorn, Frodo Baggins, Legolas Greenleaf, Peregrin Took (Pip), Samwise Gamgee
Genre 1: Drama
Genre 2: None
Type of Humour: Awkward, Subtle/Mild
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 875 Read Count: 419
She wanted a baby, but didn't exactly go through the conventional way to have one. Written purely for laughs. Edward and Bella.
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Alice Cullen, Bella Swan, Edward Cullen
Genre 1: Romance
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: Satire
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 6156 Read Count: 5
This is a continuation of "Edward Cullen, Dick for Hire". If you have not read it yet, go do that first. For the rest of you, what happens when the love of your life becomes your partner in crime solving? Cullen and Swan take on a case where an Airline princess has been kidnapped for seemingly unknown reasons. Will they survive the madness...or more importantly, working together? BxE, AH, RATED NC17 for Adult Content and Serious Fuckery.
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen
Genre 1: Crime, Mystery, Romance
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: Romantic/Sexual, Satire
Series: None
Chapters: 26 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 121276 Read Count: 444
Presenting to you the tales in which the Volturi are nothing more than a bunch of misbehaving...jerks!
Disclaimer: The Volturi are the property of Stephenie Meyer; I'm just messing with them.
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Alec, Aro, Caius, Demetri, Felix, Heidi, Jane, Marcus
Genre 1: Family
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 32 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 9017 Read Count: 26935
Here are the adventures of the Nomads James, Laurent, and Victoria as they try to prove to the world that they are indeed...normal.
Which they are not.
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: James, Laurent, Victoria
Genre 1: Friendship
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 17 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 3897 Read Count: 19373
Night nurse Bella Swan blogs about her experiences via "The Nightingale Journals." When Dr. Edward Cullen is named the PICU's newest Fellow, their attraction is undeniable, but they are trying to remain professional. Epic banter and UST result.
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen
Genre 1: Romance
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 36 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 192628 Read Count: 493
The Plot Bunny : Edward and Jasper arent gay enough to twirl.
2 Boys. Some song lyrics. A text convo. A meadow. 1 Twirls. 1 Frolicks. This is their story. Crack-Fic. Jasper x Edward
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Edward Cullen
Genre 1: Crackfic
Genre 2: None
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 824 Read Count: 1
What happens when you park where you're not supposed to? Las Vegas, Big company mergers, and helpful parking tips await. Towing cars has never been so fun!
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen
Genre 1: Romance
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 38463 Read Count: 48
Bella made a wish list for Christmas for Edward. This list is different from all her old lists. Will Edward be able to give everything on that list? AH Canon Pairing.
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen
Genre 1: Romance
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3034 Read Count: 110
Bella is the odd man out in a group of couples. After doing the Brazilian and having THE Edward Cullen write about it in the Trib, will it bring her closer to her prince charming or send her running for the hills? All Human, EXB. M Rating
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen
Genre 1: Romance
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7721 Read Count: 96
Former teen star Edward Masen needs a new image and a steady paycheck. Now struggling for work in NYC, he has something important to prove. Helped by roommate Emmett, Edward wins the role of a lifetime and, to his delight, wins the girl. For the 80’s Movie Contest.
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen, Emmett Cullen
Genre 1: Romance
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 10190 Read Count: 49
Written by: Gasaway Alley, Goldenmeadow, TwiliteAddict, JaspersBrand, RowanMoon, frol, Eviekinz, Viola Cornuta, RosaBella75, AmeryMarie
What does a love of Emmett's fine physique, a birthday needing erotic celebration and a bunch of horney fanfic writers get you? This!!
Welcome to the Chop Shop, an automotive shop where Rose kicks a** and takes names, Bella is her office manager, and a hunka hunka Man pushes his jeep in needing... service.
Hold on to your hats, it's quite wild a ride!
Round Robin creation for Winterstales' Emmett lovin' birthday!
Take a look at that pic... this story is equally yummy!!!
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Emmett Cullen, Rosalie Hale
Genre 1: Romance
Genre 2: None
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8509 Read Count: 35
When Edward asks Bella to help him study for a test, she has no idea that it is a hands-on learning experience.
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen
Genre 1: Romance
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3216 Read Count: 84
Bella Swan is a nurse in the Pediatric ICU, where Dr. Edward Cullen works. Sexual tension has been building between them for months. Will a session of heavy flirting over tequila shots resolve it? Second place winner in the Parkaward Contest.
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen
Genre 1: Romance
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8609 Read Count: 55
2nd Place Winner! An Edward To Remember - Classic Hollywood Romance Contest. Based on The Philadelphia Story, 1940. There's a lot going on at "Philadelphia House" this weekend, as the household prepares for the wedding of younger son Edward Cullen.
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Edward Cullen
Genre 1: Romance
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 14719 Read Count: 17
Lovers and haters of Twilight unite! We are presenting to you a unique, all-in-one spoof of the Twilight Saga. A boring, rather klutzy girl named Becca Raven has spent her entire life looking for love in all the wrong books. After she breaks up with her latest boyfriend, Harry Podder (because he decided to marry the stupid Mary-Sue "Ugly Betty"-like brat Ninny Pleasley), Becca decides that it's time to leave her mother Wanda, her new husband Cliff, and her home in Presclott, Arizora and move to Snorks, Washingtorn to live with her dad, Julius.
But Snorks isn't what she expected, not after she meets a strange boy named Edmund Dullen. But Edmund isn't like most boys; for starters, he doesn't eat ANYTHING in the school cafeteria. He saves Becca from being crushed by a giant rolling glue stick. To top it all off, Edmund uses more body glitter than the average 11-year-old girl!
And yes, he's a vampire.
Edmund and Becca fall in love immediately despite Becca's desire to never date again. They must face all sorts of obstacles, such as jealous classmates, ex-boyfriends, other vampires, and even Edmund's entire vampire family! But not to worry, for true love conquers all, even if you've been searching the world for love and you don't even know that it's in front of you all along!
Be forewarned, for once you start reading this story, you can't stop until the story's done!
Disclaimer: The following stories are based on the works of Stephenie Meyer. I, Claire Violet Thorpe, like the Twilight books and the movies that were made from the books. Also, these stories are my fan fiction writings, and are written only for my own personal enjoyment and for all fans of, but the characters, things, situations, and places are solely the property of Stephenie Meyer and I don't own any part of it!
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: None
Genre 1: Drama
Genre 2: None
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 637 Read Count: 1388