Categories: T.V Shows > Star Trek > Star Trek: Enterprise
Characters: Chef
Genre 1: Crackfic
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: Subtle/Mild
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 68 Read Count: 14
30 year old Bella Swan is the swimming instructor who teaches the Sunday morning daddy and baby classes.
Although he's a forbidden man, her attraction to Edward Cullen, the newest daddy to join the Waterbabes group, is instantaneous.
Can Bella drown her libido and maintain her professionalism?
B x E + H2O = slippery when wet.
All Human. Romance. Humor. Minimal angst.
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen
Genre 1: Crackfic, Romance
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: Awkward, Blunder, Romantic/Sexual
Series: None
Chapters: 79 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 234562 Read Count: 1046
He is a cocky and arrogant dare devil living life on the edge as a Pro Motocross Racer, And Bella's mind knows she should stay away from him. To bad her body doesn't agree.
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen
Genre 1: Romance
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 16 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 69267 Read Count: 312
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Coming back home never felt worse. As Katniss tries to adjust to her new life, Peeta also wants to rebuild his own. After Mockingjay, pre-epilogue. All the things we wanted between those thin pages.
Categories: Books and Literature > The Hunger Games
Characters: Katniss Everdeen, Peeta Mellark
Genre 1: Drama
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: Irony, Practical
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 19595 Read Count: 1
It didn't sound like a bad idea. A trip to Four to do some climbing? Sure Peeta was in. Who said a sedentary baker couldn't climb a thirty feet wall? But honestly, he'd do anything anywhere to be close to his girlfriend. Modern Day AU.
Categories: Books and Literature > The Hunger Games
Characters: Johanna Mason, Katniss Everdeen, Peeta Mellark
Genre 1: None
Genre 2: None
Type of Humour: Practical
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2034 Read Count: 38
I woke up not sure where I was or where I've been with someone I didn't know. After hearing the explanation; it would have been better if I just stayed home.
This special banner was made for me by Mmsimpy09. She is a very talented girl!!
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Billy Black, Brady, Charlie Swan, Embry Call, Emily Young, Jacob Black, Jared, Leah Clearwater, Sam Uley, Seth Clearwater, Sue Clearwater
Genre 1: Adventure, Drama, General, Romance
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: Awkward, Practical, Sitcom, Slapstick
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 10020 Read Count: 0
One-shot written for the SU4K compilation. What happens when Emmett McCarty sends his introverted best friend Edward on a date with the girl of his dreams? Emmett has everything planned, even volunteering to take his friend's place manning what he believes to be a 'suicide prevention hotline' at Edward's ultra-conservative Christian university, or so he thinks.
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen, Emmett Cullen
Genre 1: Friendship
Genre 2: None
Type of Humour: Romantic/Sexual
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8339 Read Count: 8
Edward and Bella wake up the next morning realizing that nothing seems to have really changed in the world, except for them. Would they find a way to solve their little problem or are they to stay like that forever? NC-17
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Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen
Genre 1: Romance, Sci-Fi
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: Romantic/Sexual
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6467 Read Count: 56
What happens after Jasper and Emmett touched pieces of the necklace that changed Edward and Bella before? Will they survive Halloween? One thing is certain; this Halloween is going to be unforgettable. Read Edella and Beward first.
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Alice Cullen, Bella Swan, Edward Cullen, Emmett Cullen, Jasper Hale, Rosalie Hale
Genre 1: Crackfic, Parody, Romance
Genre 2: None
Type of Humour: Awkward, Practical, Romantic/Sexual
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6488 Read Count: 0
Edward's POV of Virgins & Villains. **Important- Read the first 15 chapters of V&V before reading this**. Edward Masen, Hollywood heartthrob, meets Bella Swan, shy college student, and the romantic sparks fly.
Thank you to Coleen561 for the beautiful banner!
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen
Genre 1: Romance
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: Romantic/Sexual
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 12166 Read Count: 3
Edward Masen, Hollywood heartthrob, meets Bella Swan, shy college student, and the romantic sparks fly. Can they both overcome traumatic pasts and trust issues to be together?
Thanks to Coleen561 for the lovely banner.
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen
Genre 1: Romance
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: Romantic/Sexual
Series: None
Chapters: 17 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 67351 Read Count: 48
This was my donation to the Ovarian Cancer Compilation.
Summary: Doesn’t every child want to have a pet? Of course they do, why would Nessie be any different, but with her parents there’s no way. However, it’s a good thing she has a great Uncle that sees it’s a good idea.
Warning: Not responsible for you spitting fluids on your computer that might occur from laughing.
I don’t own Twilight, but I do own a cat.
Banner Designer: Isabellacullenlover23
Pre-reader: Dil9
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen
Genre 1: Family
Genre 2: None
Type of Humour: Slapstick
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 11917 Read Count: 14
Edward Cullen, former Confederate soldier, begins a journey from his home in Tennessee, to that of his only living relative in Texas. Along the way, he meets a girl. He's running from the past. She's running from a future she doesn't want.
Thank you to Cared for the beautiful banner!
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Edward Cullen
Genre 1: Adventure
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: Romantic/Sexual
Series: None
Chapters: 11 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 6428 Read Count: 19
It's been twelve long years since the hell that was high school. How will Edward and Bella, barely recognizable as the awkward teenagers they were then, handle the unexpected and unwelcome reminder of a time they'd rather forget?
Thank you to Cared for the wonderful banner!
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen
Genre 1: Romance
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: Romantic/Sexual
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8974 Read Count: 26
Bella finds herself in dire financial need and takes drastic action -- she offers her virginity up for auction. Will this desperate plan to save her college education actually turn out to be a second chance at love? A mildly humorous, fun, and fluffy romance romp, with kibitzing between the author before and after every chapter. Come join the fun!
This story was made possible by the generous contribution of CandraJade to the Support Stacie Auction and is based on her fabulous prompt.
**If you are not old enough to purchase Adult Material, you are not old enough to read this story. Rated for content and sex in later chapters.**
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen
Genre 1: Romance
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: Romantic/Sexual
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 37094 Read Count: 322
Emmett drags Bella along to find the perfect anniversary gift for Rose, only nothing goes as planned. Cannon couples. o/s
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen, Emmett Cullen, Rosalie Hale
Genre 1: Family
Genre 2: None
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5384 Read Count: 147
Amanda sets out to make amends with Sarek for their first disastrous meeting, only the ambassador isn't quite himself.
Categories: Films > Star Trek (2009)
Characters: Amanda Grayson, Sarek
Genre 1: Romance
Genre 2: None
Type of Humour: Awkward, Romantic/Sexual, Subtle/Mild
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6611 Read Count: 236
Trip and T'Pol are just finding out what their mysterious mating bond entails when they get a visit from someone in Trip's past.
Categories: T.V Shows > Star Trek > Star Trek: Enterprise
Characters: Charles "Trip" Tucker III, Jonathan Archer, Malcolm Reed, Soval, T'Pol
Genre 1: Angst, Family, Hurt/Comfort, Romance, Sci-Fi
Genre 2: None
Type of Humour: Awkward, Romantic/Sexual, Subtle/Mild
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 19885 Read Count: 2319
Trip and T'Pol have a discussion over what an appropriate pet would be for their little boy.
Categories: T.V Shows > Star Trek > Star Trek: Enterprise
Characters: Charles "Trip" Tucker III, T'Pol
Genre 1: Family
Genre 2: None
Type of Humour: Subtle/Mild
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 772 Read Count: 256
A Tellarite wedding, a bottle of Andorian wine, and surprising revelations.
Categories: T.V Shows > Star Trek > Star Trek: Enterprise
Characters: Charles "Trip" Tucker III, Jonathan Archer, Malcolm Reed, T'Pol
Genre 1: Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Romance
Genre 2: None
Type of Humour: Awkward, Romantic/Sexual
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5674 Read Count: 285
Jareth has said his peace; now it's Sarah's turn. Sequel to "Jareth: A Barbara Walters Exclusive"
Categories: Films > Labyrinth
Characters: Jareth, Sarah Williams
Genre 1: Crackfic, Parody
Genre 2: None
Type of Humour: Parody
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3107 Read Count: 124
The Goblin King deigns to participate in a televised interview with Barabara Walters. What will Sarah think?
Categories: Films > Labyrinth
Characters: Jareth
Genre 1: Crackfic, Parody
Genre 2: None
Type of Humour: Parody
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1981 Read Count: 269
Sarah is on a mission to find a way to evict her unwanted roommate, but will Jareth manage to woo her in his arrogant Goblin King way before she does? Sequel to "Blind Date"
Categories: Films > Labyrinth
Characters: Jareth, Sarah Williams
Genre 1: Crackfic, Romance
Genre 2: None
Type of Humour: Romantic/Sexual
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 16385 Read Count: 1206
Ten years after the Labyrinth, Sarah's friend sets her up on a date with the new guy from the office.
Categories: Films > Labyrinth
Characters: Jareth, Sarah Williams
Genre 1: Romance
Genre 2: None
Type of Humour: Romantic/Sexual
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5599 Read Count: 99
Nothing surprises Dr. Frank Zelman, a twenty-five year fertility specialist, anymore—until he meets the Kings.
Categories: Films > Labyrinth
Characters: Sarah Williams
Genre 1: Crackfic
Genre 2: None
Type of Humour: Awkward
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4789 Read Count: 98