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Coming back home never felt worse. As Katniss tries to adjust to her new life, Peeta also wants to rebuild his own. After Mockingjay, pre-epilogue. All the things we wanted between those thin pages.
Categories: Books and Literature > The Hunger Games
Characters: Katniss Everdeen, Peeta Mellark
Genre 1: Drama
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: Irony, Practical
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 19595 Read Count: 1
One-shot written for the SU4K compilation. What happens when Emmett McCarty sends his introverted best friend Edward on a date with the girl of his dreams? Emmett has everything planned, even volunteering to take his friend's place manning what he believes to be a 'suicide prevention hotline' at Edward's ultra-conservative Christian university, or so he thinks.
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen, Emmett Cullen
Genre 1: Friendship
Genre 2: None
Type of Humour: Romantic/Sexual
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8339 Read Count: 11
Edward's POV of Virgins & Villains. **Important- Read the first 15 chapters of V&V before reading this**. Edward Masen, Hollywood heartthrob, meets Bella Swan, shy college student, and the romantic sparks fly.
Thank you to Coleen561 for the beautiful banner!
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen
Genre 1: Romance
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: Romantic/Sexual
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 12166 Read Count: 3
Edward Cullen, former Confederate soldier, begins a journey from his home in Tennessee, to that of his only living relative in Texas. Along the way, he meets a girl. He's running from the past. She's running from a future she doesn't want.
Thank you to Cared for the beautiful banner!
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Edward Cullen
Genre 1: Adventure
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: Romantic/Sexual
Series: None
Chapters: 11 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 6428 Read Count: 19
Turns out forever is far too long, after all. Jareth thought his battles with Sarah were epic when they were happily married, but those were nothing compared the clashes that come during divorce.
Categories: Films > Labyrinth
Characters: Jareth, Sarah Williams
Genre 1: Angst, Romance
Genre 2: None
Type of Humour: Dark/Black, Romantic/Sexual
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2349 Read Count: 0
In the Mirror Universe, Tucker & T'Pol get a visit from Ah'len.
Categories: T.V Shows > Star Trek > Star Trek: Enterprise
Characters: Charles "Trip" Tucker III, Jonathan Archer, Phlox, T'Pol, Vice-Admiral Maxwell Forrest
Genre 1: Crackfic, Parody, Sci-Fi
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: Dark/Black, Parody
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2153 Read Count: 3
24 year old Bella Swan has just bought into life's biggest cliche by falling in love with her boyfriend's best friend. Will she find a polite enough euphemism for all the things she wants to do to Edward Cullen? AH
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen, Jacob Black, Rosalie Hale
Genre 1: Romance
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 14 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 66566 Read Count: 305
"Bella is like every other girl until she touches an unfamiliar stone at the museum, an event that now links her to an astronaut with a strange tattoo. When the end of the world is near, only they can solve the mystery behind it before it's too late, or more precisely before December 21, 2012."
Banner by FemmeCullen
Til The World Ends Contest Entry 2012 - Winner Biggest WTF Moment
http://www.fanfiction.net/u/3739378/TillTheWorldEndsContest
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen
Genre 1: Adventure, Mystery, Romance, Sci-Fi, Suspense
Genre 2: None
Type of Humour: Subtle/Mild
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 9491 Read Count: 9
Isabella spends her days surrounded by the corporate world, and her nights are spent wallowing online. Living but not living. Will the man of her dreams find her? Will she find him? A story about love and how it all started- with a random text.
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan
Genre 1: Romance
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1945 Read Count: 37
Conformity has always been the key to success in the sleepy town of Forks, Washington, but when the punky Bella Swan arrives, the nerdy Edward Cullen learns it's okay to be a little different.
*Warning: Story contains school bullying, underage drinking, and OOC characters.
Based on this banner I adopted from FatesLove queen.
Story beta'd by SqueakyZorro.
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Alice Cullen, Angela Weber, Bella Swan, Carlisle Cullen, Charlie Swan, Edward Cullen, Emmett Cullen, Eric Yorkie, Esme Cullen, Jasper Hale, Jessica Stanley, Lauren Mallory, Mike Newton, Rosalie Hale, Tyler Crowley
Genre 1: Drama
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 18902 Read Count: 38
A story about a single mom and her obsession with a children's entertainer on T.V. When she drags her best friend and their children along to see him in concert, she doesn't count on the embarrassing events that follow. Still, it doesn't stop her from calling Iggle Piggle out on being a dirty old blue gumby.
Categories: Cross-Over
Characters: Twilight
Genre 1: Crackfic
Genre 2: None
Type of Humour: Awkward, Romantic/Sexual
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 19265 Read Count: 38
She wanted a baby, but didn't exactly go through the conventional way to have one. Written purely for laughs. Edward and Bella.
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Alice Cullen, Bella Swan, Edward Cullen
Genre 1: Romance
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: Satire
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 6156 Read Count: 5
The Cafeteria and Meadow scene from EPOV. SparkleLube meets SparklePussy. Very OOC. Anything from the Twilight Saga that can be sent up....You'll find it in here.A drabble of crackfic proportions.
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Edward Cullen
Genre 1: Crackfic
Genre 2: None
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1874 Read Count: 109
The Plot Bunny : Edward and Jasper arent gay enough to twirl.
2 Boys. Some song lyrics. A text convo. A meadow. 1 Twirls. 1 Frolicks. This is their story. Crack-Fic. Jasper x Edward
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Edward Cullen
Genre 1: Crackfic
Genre 2: None
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 824 Read Count: 1
Could a night at the strip club turn into true love? Humor/romance/smut/drunken shenanigans
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen
Genre 1: Romance
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 7807 Read Count: 26
When Bella sees something truly shocking on Edward's laptop, what is her reaction? Written for the Awkward Turtle contest.
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen
Genre 1: Romance
Genre 2: None
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2425 Read Count: 43
Bella is a blockbuster actress who's out to make a joke of Hollywood. A night of mishaps places her in the bed of the most egotistical actor in Tinsel Town; a man she loves to hate. Trouble doesn't end with just a litter of kittens.
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen
Genre 1: Romance
Genre 2: None
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 16543 Read Count: 122
After a night out with friends, Bella wakes up with a raging case of WTF did I do last night? Might as well blame it on the alcohol. One-shot AH/AU
1st place Reader's Choice, 3rd place Judges Choice in The Awkward Turtle Contest 2011.
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen, Emmett Cullen, Rosalie Hale
Genre 1: Friendship
Genre 2: None
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3369 Read Count: 18
Charlie arrives home from a tough shift at work to be greeted by strange noises in his living room. AH, ExB
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Charlie Swan, Edward Cullen
Genre 1: Family
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: Romantic/Sexual, Subtle/Mild
Challenges: It's oh, so... awkward!
Series: Twilight One Shots
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 500 Read Count: 48
Trash.
Dirty.
Filthy.
Late nights.
Early mornings.
Finally open your eyes to see Edward staring back. It's hard to remember to take out the trash when you're a high-class hooker. Do you need help cleaning house? Let the garbage collector do it.
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen
Genre 1: Romance
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 52 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 56709 Read Count: 797
What happens when you park where you're not supposed to? Las Vegas, Big company mergers, and helpful parking tips await. Towing cars has never been so fun!
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen
Genre 1: Romance
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 38463 Read Count: 48
Crossover. Our favorite characters from Twilight, Vampire Diaries, True Blood & Harry Potter go on a cruise together & are thrown into some impossible & hilarious situations.
Categories: Cross-Over
Characters: Harry Potter, Sookie Stackhouse SVM, The Vampire Diaries, Twilight
Genre 1: None
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 43301 Read Count: 31
Geeky Bella has a theory. She suspects that popular Edward Cullen is not who he claims to be. Being one not to let things go, she decides to investigate. Are her crazy speculations true or will she be left feeling foolish? Most importantly, how far is she willing to go to prove herself accurate? OOC
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen
Genre 1: Mystery
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 59982 Read Count: 210
Bella Swan doesn’t want to be alone for Christmas so she tries her luck at speed dating.
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen
Genre 1: Romance
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4570 Read Count: 117
At Rose and Emmett's first ever All Hallows Eve party, Edward is forced to step out of his comfort zone and is subjected to multiple tricks and treats. An entry for the All Hallows Eve contest.
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Edward Cullen, Emmett Cullen, Rosalie Hale
Genre 1: General
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 4443 Read Count: 14