One-shot written for the SU4K compilation. What happens when Emmett McCarty sends his introverted best friend Edward on a date with the girl of his dreams? Emmett has everything planned, even volunteering to take his friend's place manning what he believes to be a 'suicide prevention hotline' at Edward's ultra-conservative Christian university, or so he thinks.
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen, Emmett Cullen
Genre 1: Friendship
Genre 2: None
Type of Humour: Romantic/Sexual
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8339 Read Count: 11
What happens after Jasper and Emmett touched pieces of the necklace that changed Edward and Bella before? Will they survive Halloween? One thing is certain; this Halloween is going to be unforgettable. Read Edella and Beward first.
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Alice Cullen, Bella Swan, Edward Cullen, Emmett Cullen, Jasper Hale, Rosalie Hale
Genre 1: Crackfic, Parody, Romance
Genre 2: None
Type of Humour: Awkward, Practical, Romantic/Sexual
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6488 Read Count: 0
Emmett drags Bella along to find the perfect anniversary gift for Rose, only nothing goes as planned. Cannon couples. o/s
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen, Emmett Cullen, Rosalie Hale
Genre 1: Family
Genre 2: None
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5384 Read Count: 147
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When Edward and Bella get back from Italy things have changed. Edward is restricting more and more of what she can do. Bella loses herself. She becomes rebelious Bella. Partying with the wolves, having wild nights out and going to jail. With Peter Whitlock she begins to find herself again. Join them on their journey.
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Alice Cullen, Bella Swan, Carlisle Cullen, Charlie Swan, Edward Cullen, Embry Call, Emily Young, Emmett Cullen, Esme Cullen, Garrett, Jacob Black, Jared, Jasper Hale, Leah Clearwater, Paul, Peter, Rosalie Hale, Sam Uley, Seth Clearwater, Sue Clearwater
Genre 1: Adventure, Drama, General, Romance
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: Awkward, Dark/Black, Practical, Romantic/Sexual, Sitcom, Slapstick
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 10555 Read Count: 15
Two sets of quirky friends, one week in California, and one crazy game show. What could go wrong... or right? Hilarity and lemons ensue! Canon pairings/AH/OOC Rated M because I know you like it!
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Alice Cullen, Bella Swan, Edward Cullen, Emmett Cullen, Jasper Hale, Rosalie Hale
Genre 1: Romance
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: Romantic/Sexual
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 44198 Read Count: 154
Conformity has always been the key to success in the sleepy town of Forks, Washington, but when the punky Bella Swan arrives, the nerdy Edward Cullen learns it's okay to be a little different.
*Warning: Story contains school bullying, underage drinking, and OOC characters.
Based on this banner I adopted from FatesLove queen.
Story beta'd by SqueakyZorro.
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Alice Cullen, Angela Weber, Bella Swan, Carlisle Cullen, Charlie Swan, Edward Cullen, Emmett Cullen, Eric Yorkie, Esme Cullen, Jasper Hale, Jessica Stanley, Lauren Mallory, Mike Newton, Rosalie Hale, Tyler Crowley
Genre 1: Drama
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 18902 Read Count: 38
Emmett's bored, he can't get up to much mischief...can he?
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Emmett Cullen
Genre 1: None
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: Slapstick
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1077 Read Count: 10
AH ExB. Awkward, broken, Australian Bella, meets arrogant, unpredictable Edward. Can the one person she cannot trust and the enemy of her beloved cousin, Jacob, be just the person to get her through the most heart-wrenching time of her life? Humour added to break up the angst.
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Alice Cullen, Bella Swan, Edward Cullen, Emmett Cullen, Jacob Black, Jasper Hale, Rosalie Hale
Genre 1: Angst, Hurt/Comfort
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 34 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 287834 Read Count: 30175
O/S Canon and OOC ExB - For Edward and Bella's engagement, Charlie invites the Cullens over for a celebration dinner. They've been fooling humans for years about their eating habits, so this should be a piece of cake. Right?
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Alice Cullen, Bella Swan, Carlisle Cullen, Charlie Swan, Edward Cullen, Emmett Cullen, Esme Cullen, Jasper Hale, Rosalie Hale
Genre 1: Crackfic
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5257 Read Count: 653
After a night out with friends, Bella wakes up with a raging case of WTF did I do last night? Might as well blame it on the alcohol. One-shot AH/AU
1st place Reader's Choice, 3rd place Judges Choice in The Awkward Turtle Contest 2011.
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen, Emmett Cullen, Rosalie Hale
Genre 1: Friendship
Genre 2: None
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3369 Read Count: 18
He believes he is a modern day Prince Charming, and that true love exists. If you can find the right pair of feet…..was part of the fandom for preemies compilation.
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Emmett Cullen
Genre 1: Romance
Genre 2: None
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3607 Read Count: 515
AH/OOC. Edward and Bella have been best friends all their lives and after officially becoming a couple there is only one thing standing in their way. Sex. Life can never be easy for the pair and nothing goes as planned. Between their own inexperience and their friends interferring, it's going to be one hell of a calamitous ride.
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Alice Cullen, Bella Swan, Carlisle Cullen, Charlie Swan, Edward Cullen, Emmett Cullen, Jasper Hale, Rosalie Hale
Genre 1: Romance
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: Blue, Romantic/Sexual, Teen
Series: None
Chapters: 27 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 82876 Read Count: 1689
You know Dasher and Dancer, Prancer and…Edward? In this heartwarming holiday comedy, a shy geeky boy teams up with the girl of his dreams to take on a girl who can only be described as Satan herself. Standing in line to see Santa was never so much fun.
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Emmett Cullen
Genre 1: Romance
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7520 Read Count: 71
At Rose and Emmett's first ever All Hallows Eve party, Edward is forced to step out of his comfort zone and is subjected to multiple tricks and treats. An entry for the All Hallows Eve contest.
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Edward Cullen, Emmett Cullen, Rosalie Hale
Genre 1: General
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 4443 Read Count: 14
Former teen star Edward Masen needs a new image and a steady paycheck. Now struggling for work in NYC, he has something important to prove. Helped by roommate Emmett, Edward wins the role of a lifetime and, to his delight, wins the girl. For the 80’s Movie Contest.
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen, Emmett Cullen
Genre 1: Romance
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 10190 Read Count: 49
What happens when the Colons...err..Cullens move into the Trailer Park? 2nd place winner of the Trailer Trash Cullen Contest. A humorous tale of trailer trash love.
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Alice Cullen, Bella Swan, Carlisle Cullen, Edward Cullen, Emmett Cullen, Esme Cullen, Jasper Hale, Rosalie Hale
Genre 1: Parody
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3986 Read Count: 28
Written by: Gasaway Alley, Goldenmeadow, TwiliteAddict, JaspersBrand, RowanMoon, frol, Eviekinz, Viola Cornuta, RosaBella75, AmeryMarie
What does a love of Emmett's fine physique, a birthday needing erotic celebration and a bunch of horney fanfic writers get you? This!!
Welcome to the Chop Shop, an automotive shop where Rose kicks a** and takes names, Bella is her office manager, and a hunka hunka Man pushes his jeep in needing... service.
Hold on to your hats, it's quite wild a ride!
Round Robin creation for Winterstales' Emmett lovin' birthday!
Take a look at that pic... this story is equally yummy!!!
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Emmett Cullen, Rosalie Hale
Genre 1: Romance
Genre 2: None
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8509 Read Count: 35
Here are some stories centering on the Cullens, wolves of La Push, and everyone that's in the book!
Also, I jump in and play myself in this story.
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen, Emmett Cullen, Harry Clearwater, Jacob Black, Leah Clearwater, Paul, Rosalie Hale
Genre 1: General
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 575 Read Count: 1564
o/s Spring Break. Cancun. Booze. Babes. Not for Emmett McCarty who has to work. In the mall. Hungover and in a bunny costume. The girl no one can get is taking the pictures and handing out hangover remedies. A/H Non-canon pairing. Rated M for language.
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Emmett Cullen, Kate
Genre 1: Romance
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2042 Read Count: 6
Second Place Winner, Side-Shots Category, Me and Mr. McCarty contest! Side Shot for Fire and Ice by winterstale.
A Venn Diagram shows all hypothetically possible logical relations between a finite collection of sets. The McCartys set the diagram ablaze. Everybody is at the party. Canon story? Nope, they threw it on the fire too. Collaboration between winterstale and Viola Cornuta. AU/AH.
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Emmett Cullen
Genre 1: Family
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8759 Read Count: 10
Emmett and Rosalie live in a truly Alternative Universe. As Zeus and Demeter they have a wild child to raise and a relationship to sort out. Short and sweet, collab with winterstale for April's Birthday Anthology. Canon? Not exactly! Funny? Absolutely!
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Emmett Cullen, Rosalie Hale
Genre 1: Fantasy
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1802 Read Count: 861
It's always hectic right before a wedding. Emmett gets a surprise, Edward gets a lap-dance, Carlisle gets out of control, Jasper gets a date. The Cullen men bond over drinks, dinner and live entertainment. AH, M.
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Carlisle Cullen, Edward Cullen, Emmett Cullen, Jasper Hale
Genre 1: Friendship
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4916 Read Count: 42
A/H OOC NC Pairing. Dating when you're divorced and over 35 can be hard, especially when a space ranger seems to be intent on keeping you from the prize. Written for the ADF Happy Valentines Day Emmett Challenge. Rated M for a reason.
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Emmett Cullen
Genre 1: Family
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 10892 Read Count: 6