30 year old Bella Swan is the swimming instructor who teaches the Sunday morning daddy and baby classes.
Although he's a forbidden man, her attraction to Edward Cullen, the newest daddy to join the Waterbabes group, is instantaneous.
Can Bella drown her libido and maintain her professionalism?
B x E + H2O = slippery when wet.
All Human. Romance. Humor. Minimal angst.
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen
Genre 1: Crackfic, Romance
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: Awkward, Blunder, Romantic/Sexual
Series: None
Chapters: 79 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 234562 Read Count: 1046
He is a cocky and arrogant dare devil living life on the edge as a Pro Motocross Racer, And Bella's mind knows she should stay away from him. To bad her body doesn't agree.
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen
Genre 1: Romance
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 16 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 69267 Read Count: 312
I woke up not sure where I was or where I've been with someone I didn't know. After hearing the explanation; it would have been better if I just stayed home.
This special banner was made for me by Mmsimpy09. She is a very talented girl!!
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Billy Black, Brady, Charlie Swan, Embry Call, Emily Young, Jacob Black, Jared, Leah Clearwater, Sam Uley, Seth Clearwater, Sue Clearwater
Genre 1: Adventure, Drama, General, Romance
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: Awkward, Practical, Sitcom, Slapstick
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 10020 Read Count: 0
One-shot written for the SU4K compilation. What happens when Emmett McCarty sends his introverted best friend Edward on a date with the girl of his dreams? Emmett has everything planned, even volunteering to take his friend's place manning what he believes to be a 'suicide prevention hotline' at Edward's ultra-conservative Christian university, or so he thinks.
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen, Emmett Cullen
Genre 1: Friendship
Genre 2: None
Type of Humour: Romantic/Sexual
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8339 Read Count: 11
Edward and Bella wake up the next morning realizing that nothing seems to have really changed in the world, except for them. Would they find a way to solve their little problem or are they to stay like that forever? NC-17
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WINNER OF BEST LEMON -TALES FROM THE VOID CONTEST 2012
WINNER OF BEST WTF MOMENT - TALES FROM THE VOID CONTEST 2012
http://twiscificontest.blogspot.com/2012/04/tales-from-void-winners.html
Nominated for the "Epic Giggle Award" at the Giggle / Snort Awards 2012.
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen
Genre 1: Romance, Sci-Fi
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: Romantic/Sexual
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6467 Read Count: 56
What happens after Jasper and Emmett touched pieces of the necklace that changed Edward and Bella before? Will they survive Halloween? One thing is certain; this Halloween is going to be unforgettable. Read Edella and Beward first.
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Alice Cullen, Bella Swan, Edward Cullen, Emmett Cullen, Jasper Hale, Rosalie Hale
Genre 1: Crackfic, Parody, Romance
Genre 2: None
Type of Humour: Awkward, Practical, Romantic/Sexual
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6488 Read Count: 0
Edward's POV of Virgins & Villains. **Important- Read the first 15 chapters of V&V before reading this**. Edward Masen, Hollywood heartthrob, meets Bella Swan, shy college student, and the romantic sparks fly.
Thank you to Coleen561 for the beautiful banner!
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen
Genre 1: Romance
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: Romantic/Sexual
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 12166 Read Count: 3
Edward Masen, Hollywood heartthrob, meets Bella Swan, shy college student, and the romantic sparks fly. Can they both overcome traumatic pasts and trust issues to be together?
Thanks to Coleen561 for the lovely banner.
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen
Genre 1: Romance
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: Romantic/Sexual
Series: None
Chapters: 17 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 67351 Read Count: 48
This was my donation to the Ovarian Cancer Compilation.
Summary: Doesn’t every child want to have a pet? Of course they do, why would Nessie be any different, but with her parents there’s no way. However, it’s a good thing she has a great Uncle that sees it’s a good idea.
Warning: Not responsible for you spitting fluids on your computer that might occur from laughing.
I don’t own Twilight, but I do own a cat.
Banner Designer: Isabellacullenlover23
Pre-reader: Dil9
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen
Genre 1: Family
Genre 2: None
Type of Humour: Slapstick
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 11917 Read Count: 14
It's been twelve long years since the hell that was high school. How will Edward and Bella, barely recognizable as the awkward teenagers they were then, handle the unexpected and unwelcome reminder of a time they'd rather forget?
Thank you to Cared for the wonderful banner!
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen
Genre 1: Romance
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: Romantic/Sexual
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8974 Read Count: 26
Bella finds herself in dire financial need and takes drastic action -- she offers her virginity up for auction. Will this desperate plan to save her college education actually turn out to be a second chance at love? A mildly humorous, fun, and fluffy romance romp, with kibitzing between the author before and after every chapter. Come join the fun!
This story was made possible by the generous contribution of CandraJade to the Support Stacie Auction and is based on her fabulous prompt.
**If you are not old enough to purchase Adult Material, you are not old enough to read this story. Rated for content and sex in later chapters.**
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen
Genre 1: Romance
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: Romantic/Sexual
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 37094 Read Count: 328
Emmett drags Bella along to find the perfect anniversary gift for Rose, only nothing goes as planned. Cannon couples. o/s
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen, Emmett Cullen, Rosalie Hale
Genre 1: Family
Genre 2: None
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5384 Read Count: 147
This banner was made by the famous J0J0 from Giggles and Snorts
When Edward and Bella get back from Italy things have changed. Edward is restricting more and more of what she can do. Bella loses herself. She becomes rebelious Bella. Partying with the wolves, having wild nights out and going to jail. With Peter Whitlock she begins to find herself again. Join them on their journey.
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Alice Cullen, Bella Swan, Carlisle Cullen, Charlie Swan, Edward Cullen, Embry Call, Emily Young, Emmett Cullen, Esme Cullen, Garrett, Jacob Black, Jared, Jasper Hale, Leah Clearwater, Paul, Peter, Rosalie Hale, Sam Uley, Seth Clearwater, Sue Clearwater
Genre 1: Adventure, Drama, General, Romance
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: Awkward, Dark/Black, Practical, Romantic/Sexual, Sitcom, Slapstick
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 10555 Read Count: 15
Edward Cullen was done with cons until Marcus Volturi pulled him back in for one last job with his new front man, Bella Swan. Edward wants out for good but in a world based on deceit, who can he trust? AH BxE possible lemons if they don't kill each other first.
(banny by Ryden Dirtay)
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen
Genre 1: Drama, Mystery, Romance
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 24 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 141798 Read Count: 392
Bella gets a text from Edward that makes her pissed off. Rated M for lots of swearing, dirty words and craziness due to my sleep deprivation. It's 4Am. Sue me.
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen
Genre 1: Crackfic
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: Melodrama
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1346 Read Count: 36
Banner Designer Name: Melissa Condor
Bella shows up wearing a gift from Renee which sets Edward, Emmett and Jasper into a tailspin. They need to remove all traces of the item, including its scent before Alice gets home to find the fashion nightmare coming back to haunt her. Why couldn’t this item go the way of the Member’s Only jacket! Oh and there might be a bit of revenge from Bella on Alice because of her controlling fashion ways.
This was my donation to the Fandom Against Juvenile Diabetes.
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen
Genre 1: Family
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: Romantic/Sexual
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 10316 Read Count: 12
Two sets of quirky friends, one week in California, and one crazy game show. What could go wrong... or right? Hilarity and lemons ensue! Canon pairings/AH/OOC Rated M because I know you like it!
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Alice Cullen, Bella Swan, Edward Cullen, Emmett Cullen, Jasper Hale, Rosalie Hale
Genre 1: Romance
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: Romantic/Sexual
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 44198 Read Count: 154
Geekward and Nerdella...two lost souls who just want love and to be loved. ExB, AH
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Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen
Genre 1: Friendship, Romance
Genre 2: None
Type of Humour: Subtle/Mild
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 66788 Read Count: 56
Bella eats nuts on a plane, then finds herself in a town with way too many goodlooking people. Short chapters. Very OOC Edward and Bella. Basic taking the mickey out of Twilight Book/Movie crackfic.
Thank you Mandy for your wonderful banner!
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen
Genre 1: Crackfic
Genre 2: None
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 27 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 35496 Read Count: 97
24 year old Bella Swan has just bought into life's biggest cliche by falling in love with her boyfriend's best friend. Will she find a polite enough euphemism for all the things she wants to do to Edward Cullen? AH
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen, Jacob Black, Rosalie Hale
Genre 1: Romance
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 14 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 66566 Read Count: 305
"Bella is like every other girl until she touches an unfamiliar stone at the museum, an event that now links her to an astronaut with a strange tattoo. When the end of the world is near, only they can solve the mystery behind it before it's too late, or more precisely before December 21, 2012."
Banner by FemmeCullen
Til The World Ends Contest Entry 2012 - Winner Biggest WTF Moment
http://www.fanfiction.net/u/3739378/TillTheWorldEndsContest
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen
Genre 1: Adventure, Mystery, Romance, Sci-Fi, Suspense
Genre 2: None
Type of Humour: Subtle/Mild
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 9491 Read Count: 9
Isabella spends her days surrounded by the corporate world, and her nights are spent wallowing online. Living but not living. Will the man of her dreams find her? Will she find him? A story about love and how it all started- with a random text.
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan
Genre 1: Romance
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1945 Read Count: 37
Conformity has always been the key to success in the sleepy town of Forks, Washington, but when the punky Bella Swan arrives, the nerdy Edward Cullen learns it's okay to be a little different.
*Warning: Story contains school bullying, underage drinking, and OOC characters.
Based on this banner I adopted from FatesLove queen.
Story beta'd by SqueakyZorro.
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Alice Cullen, Angela Weber, Bella Swan, Carlisle Cullen, Charlie Swan, Edward Cullen, Emmett Cullen, Eric Yorkie, Esme Cullen, Jasper Hale, Jessica Stanley, Lauren Mallory, Mike Newton, Rosalie Hale, Tyler Crowley
Genre 1: Drama
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 18902 Read Count: 38
Three days before Thanksgiving newly engaged Bella gets some surprises from her fiance Edward. What is his secret and will their relationship make it? And what happens on Thanksgiving day with his ganja loving brother meets her chief of Police Dad?
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen
Genre 1: Romance
Genre 2: None
Type of Humour: Awkward
Series: None
Chapters: 15 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 12405 Read Count: 81
Alice doesn’t really approve of how Bella has decided to loose her virginity (she auctioned it off to the highest bidder, online, in order to get emergency funds to stay in school at an exclusive University). So, Alice is torturing Bella to try to talk her out of doing this. Satisfying her shopping bug is just a bonus!
Orriginally written as an outtake to "The Face I Can't Forget".
Categories: Books and Literature > Twilight
Characters: Alice Cullen, Bella Swan
Genre 1: Friendship
Genre 2: Humour
Type of Humour: Awkward, Romantic/Sexual, Satire, Teen
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2202 Read Count: 16